curvy or skinny.....whot do you think ??

kathy88


Joined: 01/12/2009
Posts: 39

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 21:52

my friend leyla just posted this on facebook.......me i go with skinny........curvy ?? more like cant stay away from the pies........lolll

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 22:00

Size doesn't matter!

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 22:11

I would not say that No1..too small i have been told is not enough.!! ))







Spider,x

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 22:12

I don't know Spider. There are some lovely small women about. )

jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
Posts: 958

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 22:13

spider its not the size that matters it's what you do with it

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 23:01

jamestalbot - hear! hear!



I've got a very good memory



J

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 23:25

I like a bit of meat on my women !!!



Sorry skinny birds !!



Curvy women are the best ...........although .....

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 23:29

arry. There's skinny and there's skinny!



Cheryl Cole is skinny - and you wouldn't say no would you?



And then there's curvy and there's curvy.



Dawn French is (somewhat) curvy. I bet you wouldn't say yes to her. )

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 23:31

No offence to Dawn French size women.

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 23:33

Well done on that come back No1. LOL

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 23:34

Bill............Cheryl is a babe !!



Defo wouldn't say no !!



Dawn French is VERY curvy LOL



Don't let her get on top ..............cos if she had a heart attack you would need to call a " Sparrows crane " to get



her off !!! LOL

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 23:38

arrry



Behave.



It's not what is on the outside but what is on the inside that matters!



Beauty is only skin deep or as our youngest son used to say 'just an excuse for ugly birds'



Chris

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 23:44

Chris ..........................after a few pints does it really matter !!!!!!! |LOL

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 23:46

Chris. You are right - Beauty is only skin deep. In Dawn French's case it's about 14 inches below the surface. ))



arry. Do you want Cheryl's telephone number?

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 23:48

Oh Bill perleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese



Even if she talks funny !!!

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 23:52

Hang on, you're a Gunners supporter. Sorry mate she said anyone but a gunners supporter! )

arrry



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Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
29/04/2010 23:59

Bill .............. These Geordie girls like a bit of rough now and again !!!!

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
30/04/2010 00:45

I left work late last night, and feeling hungry, I went to a fast food place on the way home. Feeling famished, I bought a large pie, chips, and also a saveloy. As I left the shop, there was a tramp sat outside, who looked up at me and said "I haven't eaten for two days". I was very moved by his statement, and replied "Blimey, I wish I had your willpower".............................

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
30/04/2010 00:53

ARTHUR loved it but us girls do not likr competion , im sixe 8 to 10 and was told by my gp in uk im clinically obese xxxxxxxxxxx

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
30/04/2010 02:04

built for speed rather than comfort any day! But must have nice legs,arse and a good pair of t*ts too,oh yes and a pretty face!Dont want much do i lads? lol.

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
30/04/2010 07:17

What about the men girls? Paunchy/rotund or tall and skinny?? The rotund ones make sleeping rather comfy LOL hehehe



DD

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
30/04/2010 14:12

I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAINA man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties!

He took her to the fun park and put her on every ride in the park:

* The Death Slide* The Wall of Fear* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park..

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms!

What a fabulous adventure!

TheSaints



Joined: 28/01/2009
Posts: 1369

Message Posted:
30/04/2010 14:13

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation...'

I meant my dress size, you f***ing tw@t !!!'

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong

HNComputers


Joined: 23/08/2009
Posts: 472

Message Posted:
30/04/2010 15:52

But.....Kelly Brook is also curvy so.........and then theres Victoria Beckham who is skinny ewww

kathy88


Joined: 01/12/2009
Posts: 39

Message Posted:
01/05/2010 14:36

ha ha so the skinnys are in the lead so fare.........lol

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
01/05/2010 14:44

I like skinny women with a full figure. )

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
02/05/2010 09:17

Ya really need to 'plant a few through the mattress' before ya can make ya mind up!