the afghan footballer

boerboel


Joined: 02/05/2009
Posts: 290

Message Posted:
05/05/2010 15:15

The Liverpool FC manager flies to

Kabul to watch a

young Afghani play football, is suitably impressed

and arranges for him to come over.



Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea

with only 20 minutes left, the manager gives the young

Afghani striker the nod and on he goes.



The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and

wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted,

the players and coaches are delighted and the media

love the new star.



When the player comes off the pitch he phones his

mum to tell her about his first day in English football.



'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes

today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won.

Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'



'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day.

Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and

I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother

has joined a gang of looters, and all while you w

boerboel


Joined: 02/05/2009
Posts: 290

Message Posted:
05/05/2010 15:24

were having such a great time.



The young lad is very upset. What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.



Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!! says his mum,

Its your bloody fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!.

boerboel


Joined: 02/05/2009
Posts: 290

Message Posted:
05/05/2010 19:13

back to the top

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
05/05/2010 19:39

Chortle,chortle.

clayton


Joined: 30/11/2008
Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
05/05/2010 19:55

so they didnt take the wheelie bin