football: man city joke

andy-f


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 18:24

FOR SALE

blue band wagon , slightly knackered,would,nt go in fourth now its stuck in fifth,cost a fortune and now the weels have fell off !

newlad



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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 18:29

Your a bad man Andy,lol

andy-f


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 19:49

what have gordon brown and man city got in common?



neither of them have any hope and neither need a cabinet. . . !

clayton


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 20:16

andy mate

best jokes ive heard in years.apart from the wasteland jokers last night,pmsl,pmsl,pmsl,pmsl,pmsl

clayton


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 20:32

andy

the heading of the topic says it all.

andy-f


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 20:41

great init gaz?



massive they are massive !

Smity



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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 21:14

Andy -f brilliant responce

Smity



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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 21:15

Ups sorry reply number 3

clayton


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 21:56

andy small club with big ideas.

newlad



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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 22:06

And they play at the Tripe Stadium,

Paul.

andy-f


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 22:07

wheres loopy lou and small donga gone ?

clayton


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 22:22

paul

tripe stadium,wastelands,.hit siro at the end of the day it dosnt matter to city fans what we call it because it dosnt belong to them.manc council own it and rent it to them.so looking at it like that the real name for it could be the biggest council house in the world.away the ground emptied i think somebody must have asked them for rent.noisy neighbours with a small club.bring back kevin keegan at least he thought they were massive.

newlad



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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 22:23

Bet you where quiet last night Gaz,

Paul.

clayton


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 22:39

paul

lets say me and the lads had a bit of a drink.few city fans with us shouting before the game what they were going to do once they were in the champions league,how utd were in there shadow ,always shoot their selves in the foot.i think one day they will win a trophy hope its soon,good few cabinet makers out of work.paul unless joe hart gets first team football pretty quickly next season he will be off.i would like to see him at our debt ridden club.poor state our club is in when someone is trying to but it for 1.5billion and it might still be refused by the owners.

m.u.f.c.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 22:42

Gareth Barry - £12m

Roque Santa Cruz - £17.5m

Joleon Lescott - £22m

Emanual Adebeyor - £25m

Carlos Tevez - £30m

Kolo Toure - £16m

Adam Johnson - £7m

Robinho - £32m

Craig Bellamy - £14m

Shaun Wright-Phillips - £9m

Wayne Bridge - £12m

Manchester City not qualifying for the Champions League . . . Priceless.

clayton


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 22:43

no1doyen,i like it.

andy-f


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 22:50

waw thats some dosh spent ! and they still win firkall , makes rafas buying at the bin dippers look good



lol

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 22:55

Is it a coincidence that Roberto Mancini is an anagram of "I shouldn't have come here".

newlad



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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 23:03

Bill i am impressed bet you only need four hours kip,

Paul.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
06/05/2010 23:07

Paul. I've been working a straight 24 hours today. I think I'll call it a day. )

clayton


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Message Posted:
07/05/2010 18:54

for sale blue bandwagon,slightly knackered wouldnt go into 4th now stuck in 5th.cost a bloody fortune and now the wheels have fallen off.

m.u.f.c.

andy-f


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Message Posted:
07/05/2010 21:19

gaz mate have a look a first post i put on this thread . . . mmmm !

clayton


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Message Posted:
07/05/2010 22:00

oops,one to many i think mate,just like reminding them ha ha.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
07/05/2010 22:34

the Liberal Democrats are in talks with Tories. I don't know why, he's done nothing for Liverpool this season

andy-f


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Message Posted:
07/05/2010 23:12

just heard the glazers have rejected an offer of 1.5 billion pounds for united , reports on talk sport today. anyone know who the mystery bidder is ?



andy

newlad



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Message Posted:
08/05/2010 00:14

A middle east consortium Andy,

Paul.