Joke: Working life..................

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
13/05/2010 10:43

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, i got canned, couldn't concentrate



Then i worked as a lumberjack, but just couldnt hack it they give me the axe.





Then i tried being a Tailor.. but it wasn't suited for me, i just couldnt cut it, mainly because it was a sew sew job.....



Then i tried being a chef..Figured it would add spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme..



next i tried attempted being a deli worker, but anyway i sliced it, couldn't cut the mustard..



my best job was a musician, but eventually found i wasn't noteworthy



i studied for a long time to become a Doctor, but i didn;t have the patience



next was a job in a shoe factory, tried hard but just didn't fit in



became a professional fisherman,but couldnt live on the income

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/05/2010 10:45

Jock, have you tried undertaking. People die for a job like that.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
13/05/2010 10:48

managed to get a job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was to draining.



next i got a job in a workout centre, but they said i wasn't fit for the job.

after many years got of trying to find a steady work, i got a job as a historian...left, there was no future in it !!

so i came here tried retirement and found I'm perfect at the job.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
13/05/2010 11:11

Tried it no1, i just didn't dig it man...........

swannee7


Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 394

Message Posted:
13/05/2010 19:25

Great selection, Jock1. Surprised you tried retirement and found you were perfect at it. Thought you might have gone to sleep on the job!

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
13/05/2010 20:19

My Wildebeest (bless her) was sacked from the oil rigs when seen throwing bread to the helicopters.