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Spearfish



Joined: 23/04/2010
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23/05/2010 12:10

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A UK man was cavity searched yesterday at Sydney airport,

The man was asked just before the decision to search him was made, "do you have a criminal record"

His reply was "No Im sorry. I didn't realise I still needed one."



Tenakoutou



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Message Posted:
23/05/2010 12:56

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Was the Customs man's name Hugh Bendoon, and the UK man's name Phil McCracken?!



jock1



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23/05/2010 13:18

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The story i heard was, ..Do you have a criminal record, he replied ..no but i have a Des Oconner LP....



vincent1


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Message Posted:
23/05/2010 13:28

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Why do you think that the police look daft ? If he broke the law he should be punishedd They are only doing their job.



TopTen


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Message Posted:
23/05/2010 13:39

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Vincent1 lighten up man I think he is taking the p or did the aussie customs take that as well



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