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mackerel

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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 06:32 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 141 in Discussion |
| I have seen many negative postings on various boards regarding Unwins.I must say that my dealings with them have been "great". I bought in TRNC from Hong Kong after visiting the island and they not only gave me good advice on my purchase (2 penthouses in phase 2) but they have kept me updated with progress photographs on a regular basis. My special thanks goes out to young Lyndon who helped me out in my hour of need and to whom I owe a beer. Thank you Uwins. |
rocky

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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 13:57 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 141 in Discussion |
| sounds fishy to me |
mackerel

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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 14:20 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 141 in Discussion |
| I can assure you that there is nothing fishy but when someone does you a 'good turn' they deserve a bit of recognition. |
jock1


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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 14:23 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 141 in Discussion |
| me think's it was a wind up about the name Mackerel. |
mackerel

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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 14:25 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 141 in Discussion |
| I am a bit slow today.One too many beers last night maybe.thanks Jock. |
jock1


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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 14:27 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 141 in Discussion |
| Pike also sound's Fishy. |
rocky

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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 20:43 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 141 in Discussion |
| I guess I caught you hook line and sinker if you did not realise it was a wind in |
cooper

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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 20:55 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 141 in Discussion |
| Just keep "reeling" em off ! |
dash 70

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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 22:41 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 141 in Discussion |
| whos cod-ing who here? |
jock1


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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 22:47 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 141 in Discussion |
| Is this the right PLAICE for this discussion.... |
ilovecyprus

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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 22:49 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 141 in Discussion |
| Not if you want to get BATTERED jock |
paulnicholas

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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 22:53 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 141 in Discussion |
| These jokes are waring a bit fin. |
Chris

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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 22:54 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 141 in Discussion |
| Lots of Red Herrings on this forum Chris |
ilovecyprus

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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 23:01 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 14 of 141 in Discussion |
| also getting a bit CRABBY if you ask me |
jock1


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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 23:03 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 15 of 141 in Discussion |
| Heres a little song, Salmon enchanted evening. |
newlad


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Message Posted: 13/07/2008 23:06 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 16 of 141 in Discussion |
| Perhaps it was a sprat to catch a mackerel. |
cooper

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 08:11 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 17 of 141 in Discussion |
| I think its about time we changed the Tuna ! |
wynyardman


Joined: 15/12/2007 Posts: 4580
Message Posted: 14/07/2008 09:54 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 18 of 141 in Discussion |
| I cant understand why you've all raised to the bait! wyn |
wynyardman


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 09:56 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 19 of 141 in Discussion |
| Perhaps Unwins have a sole agency, with some builders! wyn |
Littlenige


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 09:57 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 20 of 141 in Discussion |
| Looks like some one is having WHALE of a time |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 10:29 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 21 of 141 in Discussion |
| What a groupa people...... |
rocky

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 10:46 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 22 of 141 in Discussion |
| How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything ! Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon ! What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ? He got lockjaw ! Where do fish wash ? In a river basin ! Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide ! Where do little fishes go every morning ? To plaice school ! What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike ! What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ? As far away as possible Lets cast our internet for more and fish with bbqd mackeral with unwins |
jock1


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 10:47 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 23 of 141 in Discussion |
| that,s trout of order.... |
ilovecyprus

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 11:00 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 24 of 141 in Discussion |
| this thread is getting too smelly, I'm getting out of here |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 11:05 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 25 of 141 in Discussion |
| Well go sit on your Perch, surrounded by Barbel wire and listen to some music with the Bass turned up. |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 11:07 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 26 of 141 in Discussion |
| Oh! and you can dangle your Sand Eels from your toes.............. |
jackeen

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 12:14 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 27 of 141 in Discussion |
| lol, you lot have made my monday morning, sorry I cannot think of a joke to match these |
Lemtich


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 12:33 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 28 of 141 in Discussion |
| Have you got that sick squid I lent you? Lem |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 13:28 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 29 of 141 in Discussion |
| Spent it on a watch that is now in the Prawn shop. Maybe just Clam up about it eh? |
rocky

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 14:40 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 30 of 141 in Discussion |
| how many sea creatures can you think of beginning and ending with k? |
Lemtich


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 14:57 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 31 of 141 in Discussion |
| Kilmarnock! Its a plaice in Scotland! Lem |
jock1


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 15:03 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 32 of 141 in Discussion |
| pike's plaice!!!!! |
Tiggy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 15:09 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 33 of 141 in Discussion |
| Lemtich....take that look off your "Dace" !! |
Lemtich


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 15:54 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 34 of 141 in Discussion |
| Strung up like a kipper! I wish you would carp on about it. Lem |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 15:54 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 35 of 141 in Discussion |
| Eel be laughing now. |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 15:59 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 36 of 141 in Discussion |
| cod help us |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 16:01 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 37 of 141 in Discussion |
| And save our Sole...... |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 16:08 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 38 of 141 in Discussion |
| Any more Had dock comments? |
ilovecyprus

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 16:10 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 39 of 141 in Discussion |
| all I hear is people carping on. Just give it a wrass clearly I'm running out of ideas |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 16:14 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 40 of 141 in Discussion |
| sole destroying |
ilovecyprus

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 16:16 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 41 of 141 in Discussion |
| too right ilmd, i feel like a real damp squid right now |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 16:17 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 42 of 141 in Discussion |
| I would Hake to say it Hali but dont get Crabby or you may pull a Mussel and have to Limpet. |
ilovecyprus

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 16:18 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 43 of 141 in Discussion |
| you plaiced those comments so well skogsy |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 16:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 44 of 141 in Discussion |
| skogsy. best one yet. stop fishing for compliments |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 16:31 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 45 of 141 in Discussion |
| there's a light sPRATTering of rain today |
Lemtich


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 16:37 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 46 of 141 in Discussion |
| This Unwins thread has taken a right battering! Lem |
rocky

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 16:46 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 47 of 141 in Discussion |
| Ok poor attempts there are two Killer SharK and Kwik Save HaddocK |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 17:01 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 48 of 141 in Discussion |
| was it brotherhood of man that sang . save all your kippers for me |
Navek


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 17:44 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 49 of 141 in Discussion |
| Would love to add to your comments, But laid up in bed. Went to a Seafood Bar last night, And pulled a MUSSEL |
Lemtich


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 17:48 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 50 of 141 in Discussion |
| I still think my Kilmarnock answer was good! but I'm just fishing for compliments. Lem |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 18:14 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 51 of 141 in Discussion |
| just fancy a shandy BASS now. instead of effes |
eager

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 18:15 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 52 of 141 in Discussion |
| Time to reel this one in. |
brian24001

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 18:20 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 53 of 141 in Discussion |
| Quite right eager, this is one of those threads that you know will just get dafter and dafter, but you have to keep looking ................ and smiling. Kept me amused for the day. |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 18:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 54 of 141 in Discussion |
| not yet please. i've been dying to use my name that tuna |
Talla


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 18:28 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 55 of 141 in Discussion |
| I've split my sides laughing at this and need to see a STURGEON |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 18:40 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 56 of 141 in Discussion |
| what goes 100 miles an hour across a pond. a motor pike and side carp |
ilovecyprus

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 18:59 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 57 of 141 in Discussion |
| you lot are very smart. I think you must have been to a good school |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:11 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 58 of 141 in Discussion |
| bloke 1." i once nearly caught 42lb 5 oz carp but it jumped off the hook just as i was about to land it". bloke 2." if it got off how do you know it weighs 42lb 5oz". bloke 1. "because it had scales on it's back" boom boom |
Littlenige


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:15 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 59 of 141 in Discussion |
| ilovemydogs 10/10 |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:19 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 60 of 141 in Discussion |
| i went to the same shoal as i love cyprus |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:21 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 61 of 141 in Discussion |
| So Do I Nige. The Dogs Pollocks......... |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 62 of 141 in Discussion |
| in an octopus's garden by the sea |
dash 70

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 63 of 141 in Discussion |
| lol poor mackeral he was only giving unwins compliments but hes took a right battering for it |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:26 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 64 of 141 in Discussion |
| young Lyndon. Been caught and netted yet........... |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:27 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 65 of 141 in Discussion |
| what fish is most valuable? a goldfish i know groan. |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:33 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 66 of 141 in Discussion |
| what's the fastest fish in the sea? a go carp. another groan |
Talla


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:39 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 67 of 141 in Discussion |
| This thread is now a Tidal Wave and i can Seaweed where it's going, keep it up coz it's really Anchovial...will be interesing to see who's gonna Conger it! |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:41 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 68 of 141 in Discussion |
| where do you find a crab with no legs? exactly where you left it. tell me to shut up if you want. not saying i will though |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:44 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 69 of 141 in Discussion |
| Bottom feeders. Gr ASS Carp. |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:47 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 70 of 141 in Discussion |
| Who the F Hook are Unwins?.......... |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:50 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 71 of 141 in Discussion |
| skogsy, you are killing me. I went to PLAICE school when i was little |
wynyardman


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:58 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 72 of 141 in Discussion |
| That was really sharking! but it certainly netted a good catch! Just down the the road from The Ship..........and on that note....i'll wave you all goodbye. Tatare wyn |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 19:59 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 73 of 141 in Discussion |
| when i met my husband, he said "your plaice or mine". come on keep up |
cyprusishome

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 20:04 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 74 of 141 in Discussion |
| Checked this thread for something interesting and found a load of cods wallop......! |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 20:08 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 75 of 141 in Discussion |
| my favourite t.v programme is whale of fortune. nice one wyn. bet you're not glad to be home to your plaice |
Skogsy

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 20:10 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 76 of 141 in Discussion |
| Husband? Ray..... |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 20:13 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 77 of 141 in Discussion |
| skogsy. his name is sting ray.... |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 20:19 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 78 of 141 in Discussion |
| my dad's a bit deaf so we hae got him a herring aid |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 20:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 79 of 141 in Discussion |
| when we said our marriage vows, we sea eeled them with a kiss. |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 20:27 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 80 of 141 in Discussion |
| on our way to cyprus last time . we were at the airport , when this bloke tried to push in. i said "do you like fish" he said "yes" i said " good their's a plaice at the back. |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 20:34 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 81 of 141 in Discussion |
| when my son was a baby. i used to sing . roe roe roe you're boat when he got older i sang clam every mountain, i need kelp. when you fish upun a star. and at xmas. shark the herold angels sing. and on a sunday. neare my cod to thee. |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 20:46 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 82 of 141 in Discussion |
| when my husband first asked me out . he said "i wish i cod be with you" i was so happy i cod have danced all night. he said " can i take you to see a movie". he gave me a choice between marlin rouge or craberet. i wanted to see jurassic carp. the evening went well and he sang to me. Impossible bream. do you want me to shut up yet? |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 20:54 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 83 of 141 in Discussion |
| we argue a lot because we can't agree on the same music. i like cod stewart, and he likes Kylie Minnow.he loves james bond films , his favourite actor is prawn connery, and mussel crowe. mine is prawn bean. ok i am gonna stop now , no one is helping me out. |
Littlenige


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 20:55 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 84 of 141 in Discussion |
| Plankton eat all the scum perhaps unwins and rob should be fish food , but then do we really want to poison the seas ? |
Talla


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 22:20 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 85 of 141 in Discussion |
| ilovemydogs Think you've just ripped the arse right outa that...lol |
jock1


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 22:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 86 of 141 in Discussion |
| what do you call a fish with know eyes? FSH !!!!! |
jock1


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 22:27 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 87 of 141 in Discussion |
| If fish lived on land where would they come from? Finland !!! |
jock1


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 22:29 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 88 of 141 in Discussion |
| How do you stop a fish from smelling ? Cut off it's nose.. boom boom!!!! |
goonerstan


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 22:35 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 89 of 141 in Discussion |
| there,s plenty more fish in the sea |
jock1


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 22:37 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 90 of 141 in Discussion |
| What goes about the sea bed killing mermaid's ? Jack the kipper... |
jock1


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 22:43 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 91 of 141 in Discussion |
| Man walk's into a tackle shop and say's, Can i have a fly rod for my son. Owner says, Sorry sir we dont do trades. boom boom. |
jock1


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 22:45 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 92 of 141 in Discussion |
| Who is the Gangster of the sea? Al Caprawn.. |
jock1


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 22:48 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 93 of 141 in Discussion |
| What do you get if you cross a whale with a computer? A 20 ton know it all. there,s more but im bored. |
rocky

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 22:53 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 94 of 141 in Discussion |
| How do the fish get to school ? By octobus ! Why did the lobster blush ? Because the sea weed ! What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales ! What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill ! What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank ! Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper ! What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' ! Where does seaweed look for a job ? In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds ! Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales ! What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers ! They eventually found Nemo can they help us find Mackerall he/she has swam orf |
rocky

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 22:56 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 95 of 141 in Discussion |
| 1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you' 2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured' What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate ! What is the best way to communicate with a fish ? Drop it a line ! Where do you weigh whales ? At a whale weigh station ! What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse ! Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail ! How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed ! What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ? I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand ! |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 23:15 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 96 of 141 in Discussion |
| Rasputins favourite fish..... t sardines got loads more . but have got to got to bed now. i have had a hard day thinking all these up..... watch this space. goodnight all. i COD be back |
trevor

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 23:47 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 97 of 141 in Discussion |
| Now put my supper on |
eager

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Message Posted: 14/07/2008 23:54 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 98 of 141 in Discussion |
| Cod almighty, lets hope its all FINished now. |
katie

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Message Posted: 15/07/2008 08:13 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 99 of 141 in Discussion |
| No I would certainly not want to poison the Seas, with either Unwin or Robb Scum (Talking as a little Goldfish) that has been caught in their midden, I will continue trying to trawl clean waters, and unmuddy their filth. |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 15/07/2008 12:37 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 100 of 141 in Discussion |
| need the government to TACKLE this problem |
wynyardman


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Message Posted: 15/07/2008 12:55 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 101 of 141 in Discussion |
| ilovemydogs, You certainly fell for this thread......."hook ,line and sinker" 10 out of 10 on the "scale" of things wyn |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 15/07/2008 14:23 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 102 of 141 in Discussion |
| i have definately FINished now |
wynyardman


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Message Posted: 15/07/2008 15:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 103 of 141 in Discussion |
| ilovemydogs, Glad to hear it, but at least you had the 'whale" of a time! wyn |
mackerel

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Message Posted: 15/07/2008 15:53 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 104 of 141 in Discussion |
| Good cod what have I done.why dont you all fish off!! |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 15/07/2008 16:47 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 105 of 141 in Discussion |
| yoa are all of the hook now |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 15/07/2008 16:49 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 106 of 141 in Discussion |
| just one more, prommise. referring to my last entry. i wish i COD spell |
rocky

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Message Posted: 15/07/2008 22:02 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 107 of 141 in Discussion |
| its gone quiet how about a few songs I Cod Have Danced All Night Shark! the Herald Angels Sing Thanks For the Manta Rays |
Littlenige


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Message Posted: 15/07/2008 22:10 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 108 of 141 in Discussion |
| always swim on the bright side the suchi suchi song |
ilovemydogs


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Message Posted: 15/07/2008 22:13 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 109 of 141 in Discussion |
| oh COD here i go again. i was waiting for an invite. all saints ....all hooked up \clam every mountain.. thats amoRAY... i need kelp... when you FISH upon a star.. SOLE train.. |
cyprusishome

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Message Posted: 15/07/2008 22:41 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 110 of 141 in Discussion |
| I think the response to "mackeral's" initial post about Unwins is well summed up by these 100+ posts. Anyone trawling the interNET for Unwins and finds this thread will hopefully realise those sharks are a problem. |
ilovemydogs


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| did i tell you i play the CAST-A-NETS |
ilovemydogs


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| and BASS guitar |
ilovemydogs


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| run out of ammo now . i'll have to think of a new ANGLE |
rocky

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| try a piano tuna |
No1Doyen

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| There's definately something fishy about this thread. |
captainjohn

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| it appears that every one is having a whale of time, all singing to the same tuna |
PtePike


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| You've never haddock so good with this thread. |
No1Doyen

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| I'm getting my skates on - I'm out of here |
ilovemydogs


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| went SKATING on our second date. had to PRAWN the engagement ring we were so poor. |
rocky

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| why are dolphins more clever than humans? coz within 1 hour they can train a human to stand by a pool and feed them with fish |
No1Doyen

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| Linda, where did you skate? Finland perhaps? |
ilovemydogs


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| no it was SOLE in korea.... look that up. anyone who is confused |
ilovemydogs


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| went to wales for our first holiday. it was good friday so we ate cod and chips for tea |
ilovemydogs


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| won't tell you what we did on the CARPet.... but it lead to our first spawn. he was he was just a little TIDDLER. |
No1Doyen

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| Don't tell me - Blubber everywhere! |
ilovemydogs


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| exactly. had to name him moby dick. just dick for short |
ilovemydogs


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| trev took on another job to make ends meet. he is a mastor baitor |
ilovemydogs


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| please tell me to shut up for the sHAKE of my sanity. i could be REELING in my penion before i stop this. i have bigger fish to fry |
mayfairpark35

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| lets talk about monkeys cos you lot are all nuts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
rocky

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| you do of course mean monkfish dont you |
ilovemydogs


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| monkfish eh..... abbot we have a tea break |
Hagoshirim

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| Sole Traders. No refund when it all goes wrong. |
No1Doyen

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| Cod help us.....when will this stop! |
Chessman

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| It will stop when everyone stops MUSSELing in! |
No1Doyen

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| I hope it doesn't go on until xmas - Santa Jaws won't be happy! |
Chessman

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| This is all a cockle and bull story! |
ilovemydogs


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| think we have all had to much effISH |
joandjelly

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| Wonderful fish are soles! |
rocky

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| no need to swear |
ilovemydogs


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| bet you've all missed me. but sorry i am fresh out of bait |
No1Doyen

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| Cod Blimey! She's back. ;) |
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