Health advice from helpful GP

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
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Message Posted:
15/06/2010 22:23

My sister went to her GP and asked if their was an exercise regime she could follow as she needs to lose weight.



He told her that head exercises would suffice as long as she does it often enough... She asked him what head exercises in particular would help so he explained..



"You twist your head to the left and look over your shoulder and then right look over your shoulder, slowly at first so as not to crick your neck, speeding up until your are basically shaking your head"



"How often should I do this?" she asked...



"Every time somebody offers you food, you fat bitch!"