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Tootie


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Message Posted:
01/07/2010 12:08

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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.



The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.



Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'It's golf balls'.

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.



After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked: 'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'



Tootie


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01/07/2010 12:14

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David Blaine is said to be gutted because his record of doing sod all

in a box for 42 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney.



Fabio Capello has arranged a match against Iceland to boost the team's morale

If they do well he'll arrange matches against Tesco's and Sainsbury's as well



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