Joke:-History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word

TopTen


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Message Posted:
02/07/2010 11:35

10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC



9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC



8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566



7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877



6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926



5th - "Where the f*** are we?" – Amelia Earhart, 1937



4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938



3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945



2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963



AND ... drum roll please ...





The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ......



"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is gonna find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009. John Terry, 2010 etc

Marvo


Joined: 30/04/2007
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Message Posted:
02/07/2010 11:39

Who the F**k is John Terry

ripoffrock


Joined: 05/08/2008
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Message Posted:
02/07/2010 14:55

Who the F**k is Marvo

johnnybgoode


Joined: 08/12/2008
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Message Posted:
02/07/2010 16:19

don't forget,

1066 battle of hasting, watch out for the bowmen, they'll have someone's f**king eye out.

pammick


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Message Posted:
02/07/2010 16:30

Churchill to gun battery captains in WWII - "Watch out for the f***ing Focke-rs"

deputydawg


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Message Posted:
02/07/2010 18:05

Jonnybgoode addendum Battle of Hastings 1066 "keep rubbing your f......g eye Harold, it will work it's way out, not"