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davidoff
Joined: 21/04/2007
Posts: 438
Message Posted:
24/07/2008 15:27 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 6 in Discussion |
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Friend sent me this today did make me think??
1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE
SELF-HELP SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE
PURPOSE.
3. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
4. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
5. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?'
6. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN
ENDANGERED PLANT?
7. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
8 WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL
CLEAN THEM?
9. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
10. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD
SIGNS?
11. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
12. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
13. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
14. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
15. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
Take care d |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617
Message Posted:
24/07/2008 15:40 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 6 in Discussion |
| davidoff, Excellent.
I particularly liked 14 (weird sense of humour) |
ilovecyprus
Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880
Message Posted:
24/07/2008 15:58 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 6 in Discussion |
| Really enjoyed these davidoff, thanks. |
rocky
Joined: 17/10/2007
Posts: 1749
Message Posted:
24/07/2008 16:47 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 6 in Discussion |
| what is an occasional table the rest of the time?
why is there only one monopolies commission?
not quite the same but just for dee, why do woman have small feet? so they can stand near the sink |
davidoff
Joined: 21/04/2007
Posts: 438
Message Posted:
24/07/2008 22:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 6 in Discussion |
| What came first the chicken or the egg??
Rocky- Take it easy with the sexist jokes I forgave you the first time...but I might not be as forgiving 2nd time round??  |
rocky
Joined: 17/10/2007
Posts: 1749
Message Posted:
25/07/2008 00:21 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 6 in Discussion |
| What did god say after creating man? next time I can do better....
Why does it take 100 million sperm cells to fertilse an egg?? not one will stop and ask the way
Does that balance it a little bit D? |
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