Message for Suleman Gardening work

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
14/07/2010 16:54

Hi Suleman,



You advertised some while ago for gardening work. I replied to your posting asking a daily rate.



Still waiting!



Wyn

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
14/07/2010 21:45

email him asdfali27@yahoo.com I asked him how much and he quoted 220tl for 2 and a 1/2 days gardening

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
14/07/2010 21:47

Thanks Laptamike Is he OK for Esentepe.



I am just sorting out some legalities but it sounds OK to me.



wyn

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
14/07/2010 22:10

here is the email he sent me, (I quoted you the wrong price accidentally) :



"hi it will 200 tl per wekk as u say 2 and half days in week but if u are living here than pls give me your adrees i come to your place and we can talk more i will do the work as u like if u r happy with the job and i am happy with u than money is no problem little less or more we can talk i will be grate full to you if you let me do your garden.



thanks

suleman"



By the way he misunderstood what I wanted I said 2 - 1/2 days a week, he thought I meant 2 AND a 1/2 days ;-)

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
14/07/2010 22:11

There are plenty of (mainly Pakistani) waiters etc who do gardening work during the daytime - some of them very knowledgeable about gardening (well, more than me, at any rate) - 50TL a day is the going rate.

Don't feed 'em, or tip 'em, or give 'em a lift - you'll ruin it for the rest of us

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
14/07/2010 22:55

Get Lady Wyn on it,its about time she put her back into it.All she seems to do lateley is laze around complaining about the price of fish,

Paul.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
14/07/2010 23:12

Paul, wouldn't risk taking the straight jacket off that one....can you imagine it..she would go crazy running up and down the streets of esentepe huge glass of gin in one hand, knickers in the other twirling them round and round, singing her favourite song The white cliffs of Dover...the mind boggles.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
14/07/2010 23:42

C'mon boys , where is your compassion , in her lucid moments she almost sounds human { well perhaps that is stretching it a bit } but i'm sure Wyn remembers the good days with fondness , but then again perhaps not eh ?

Slimbos

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 00:06

who's this Lady Wyn? Whats the story about her?

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 00:19

Dont go there Lapta Mike.Slimbos met her once and lived to tell the tale,

Paul.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 00:38

Please Paul don't even go there , the trauma i suffered at the hands of the Lady wyn is still fresh in my mind

Slimbos

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 00:45

The pitch fork springs to mind Slimbos,

Paul.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 01:37

The Lady Wyn



Come on you lot, have you no charity?



I got her a job nights in our local brewery but she could not cope. Kept falling in the vat. They have finished her.



The poor soul is broken hearted. She now wants to open the Cratos Hotel. Says she will do it for the drink! but what



with all her medication its a tough call. Slimbos, Jock, Newlad, I hope she doesnt find out where you live.



Shes really not the sort of Aristocracy you want to mix it with! Shame on you. Slimbos you should be banned.



Yours Right Honourably Wyn

stellasstar1



Joined: 02/07/2008
Posts: 1519

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 08:18

Please don't take offence Wyne, we all love the Lady Wynn really, - it's her sense of humour that gets us all.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 09:07

Take offence...that one would take the garden gate if it was not screwed down..

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 09:16

For pity sake , bring back the birch

Slimbos

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 14:02

stellastar1,



Thank you for your kindness. The poor soul deserves better from this lot.



She is so lovely, when she is sleeping, well unconscious. She suffers from Type 2 Lobotomy induced hysteria and its not easy



for her. We have to suture her to the bedpost when she has a bout. They are very black moments. I hope she cant trace these



3 Slimbos, Jock , and Newlad. She should not be upset. I am going to complain to the moderators about these postings.



Disgraceful!!



wyn

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 14:34

Wyn,

I havent even started yet,hang on for the straight jacket sketch.How is the old dear anyway.Bearing up .Or perhaps trussed up, i trust

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 15:38

I want to know what you intend doing with that bottle of skin so soft

Slimbos

simbas



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Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 15:39

I want to know what you intend doing with that bottle of skin so soft Paul

Slimbos

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 16:32

Yeah Slimbos,



Good question. Whats he doing with all those bottles of cream. Ive read about his type in The News of the World.



He needs watching he does. No ones safe while he has that "lotion" Perhaps its sunglass remover!



wyn

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 16:36

You watch your back Wyn

Slimbos

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 17:53

Wyn,

I sent you the tranquilliser gun, did you not use it, and I bet you didn't use the net either, honestly man, we try to help you out because we realise times can be tough when the good lady is on one but you really must help yourself you know.

If she gets hold of the gin bottle again whatever you do don't try to take it off her, add more tonic and then put the net over her head as she is supping, or slurping, or staggering, just get a grip man.



Hatti xx

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 19:12

Hatti,

Tranquillisers would be a waste of time,as they would just bounce of her rhino like skin.She needs a full gallon of skin so soft rubbing in first,

Paul.

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 19:25

Paul

Wyn will never manage that while she's wearing the strait jacket, she'll just have to be dunked in sunflower oil.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 19:28

The easiest and the safest way to transport The Lady Wyn is to apply a Hannibal Lecter face mask , a straight jacket amd a porters trolley . The public is safe as long as she is secured this way . Of course you would have to dart her first .

Slimbos

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 19:35

Slimbos ( glad the diet worked)



I suppose every angle needs to be covered when transporting her, but buggar the public, let's keep Wyn safe.



Hatti

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
15/07/2010 19:35

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!!!!!!!!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
16/07/2010 02:07

Poor soul,,



I am gutted. If you could see her lying there in the corner wearing her incontinence ear muffs. Its so sad.



Have you no heart. All she wants is to throw her slippers at the electric fence. She loves the sparks. Hattikins. Please do not



worry about me. When I married her, it was for life (I think) and I am a man of my word (I think) She needs nurturing like



a piece of old Stilton. She can rely on me (I think) She doesnt travel well. Projectile vomiting gets everywhere.



Oh well she has such a loving smile. Night night all!



The RH Wyn.