Strike at Nicosia Match Factory

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 04:13

Matches say they will strike if pushed!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 08:44

thats the trouble with these matches, blooming hotheads...........

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 08:50

They will come to their senses and see the light.........

pammick


Joined: 09/07/2009
Posts: 722

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 08:54

Yeah, the strike flares up in no time - but soon burns out......

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 08:56

you wood say that..........

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 09:02

Sulphur so good.

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 09:07

a lot of hot air

ismet

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 09:13

If they follow it through they'll be in for some stick...........

pammick


Joined: 09/07/2009
Posts: 722

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 09:16

The fire brands cause a lot of friction - these hot go off in no time.....

mrsgee


Joined: 23/06/2009
Posts: 396

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 09:18

hasta la vesta.............

Jenny76



Joined: 01/06/2010
Posts: 33

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 09:19

got your fingers burnt ?

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 09:23

They should be boxed in...........

Jenny76



Joined: 01/06/2010
Posts: 33

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 09:29

Santa: Why didn't you marry?



Banta: I was searching for an

ideal match.

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 09:30

I've just heard that a senior manager from ACAS has been appointed to try to avert this strike and if successful he says it will be the highlight of his career.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 10:31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C45mye89Kgs

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 10:36

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnRX6_Txpaw

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 11:05

Police forensics carried out a thorough search of the house but no matches where found,

Paul.

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 11:18

Cor, strike a light whatever next!!!!!!!!!!

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 11:21

Saw a real skinny,pasty looking bloke with a red head the other day walking along Girne old harbour.He was the spitting image of a swan vesta,

Paul.

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 11:21

Apparantly management are doing a BA and seeking alternative supply for their customers, new supplies due on the next 'Ship' in.

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 11:23

message 19,



Paul if u saw his twin brother side by side you'd see a perfect match

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 11:27

What about the 'safety' factor?



Richard

pammick


Joined: 09/07/2009
Posts: 722

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 11:32

A real skinny pasty looking fella with a bald sunburned head asked me where the nearest chemist was, as he wanted to buy some Sunburn cream. I told him to forget the chemist - get down to the Yappi market and buy some sandpaper.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 11:48

This reminds me of a story from many years ago in a pub, i was standing at the bar and i asked they guy next to me for a light, he looked at me up and down and the he said NO !!

when i asked him why (as he was smoking a ciggy) he told me..If i give you a light, we will start talking..you will buy me a beer and i will feel obliged to buy you one back, we will be in each others company all night, you will get pissed then you will miss your last bus home, i will feel obliged to take you home to a spare bed in my daughters bedroom, she is about your age and she is a model beauty queen, then you will slip into bed with her ..you will be having wild passionate sex with her..doing it in many different positions, in the morning you will go and months later she will be pregnant and you wont marry her...i was looking at the guy mouth open saying i will i will!!

He said you wont...when i asked him why he thought that..He said..cos your not getting a light !!!!!

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 12:40

I could only happen in Scotland Jock,

Paul.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 17:59

Jock. ) ) )

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 15:32

it's just a gag paul...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 15:33

Let's stop swanning around this thread. )

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 15:45

Really Jock i thought you where being serious as usual,lol

Paul.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 15:47

Paul. You're no match for Jock. )

malsancak


Joined: 23/08/2009
Posts: 2874

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 15:48

apparently the matches have been threatened and told that once the heat dies down they'll be dead!

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 15:53

Been up all night Bill feels like my eyes are being held up by matchsticks,

Paul.