PLONKERS and NOISE at SOYZ .....

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
02/08/2010 13:51

I will be playing some new stuff next Sunday 8th at 8pm (ish) til late(ish) lets hope for another great turnout and atmosphere as last time ! 2 new songs from my forthcoming album and some forgotten rock classics from our past ! Great place ! great people ! good prices and superb home made burgers ! see ya Sunday cheers Barry (lets hope no one told Ahmet about the plonker post !!)

johnnybgoode


Joined: 08/12/2008
Posts: 252

Message Posted:
02/08/2010 14:47

can't make this weekend barry, just been told by the family that there flights have now been changed to 00.20pm on monday @ larnaca so will need to leave about 8pm but will be there the next time, have a great gig, would ahmet know or care what a plonker is, me thinks not.

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
02/08/2010 19:56

Hello Johnny ! thats a shame hope your family have safe journey ! are they coming or going ???? and agree about Ahmet cheers barry

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
03/08/2010 00:16

thank god you are still doing the gig, good luck my friend not that you need it as you are simply the best x

steveafc


Joined: 12/12/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
03/08/2010 07:08

if this heat keeps up snakey will you be doing deep purp.............BURN ! ???

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
03/08/2010 08:56

Lilli, thank you for your kind words ! I really think that all performers here are great in what they do ! there are some really nice people out there doing their best to entertain under very difficult conditions. Will be playing soon just a stones throw from Guido's (nureawful's suggestion) promise not to be too loud hope you can pop in after hours !!!!! regards Barry

johnnybgoode


Joined: 08/12/2008
Posts: 252

Message Posted:
03/08/2010 10:21

unfortunately, barry there going back they did love your last show at soyz bar, and was hoping to see this one but a mistake on there flights they thought monday but its sunday, have a good one see you next time, hopefully the wife will be back then, from her 8week uk trip.

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
03/08/2010 11:52

Steveafc !! no sorry ! but would like your opinion on 2 new album songs ! cheers Barry

steveafc


Joined: 12/12/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
03/08/2010 15:40

i'll be there matey .........along with Ahmet ...bless him

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
03/08/2010 17:57

cheers Steve look forward to it ! regards barry

yinandyang


Joined: 13/02/2010
Posts: 54

Message Posted:
03/08/2010 19:28

Hi Mr Snakes



I am sure you are fully booked for Sun 15th August but if not are you available for a 40th birthday bash at Seaterra Marina 8 pm onwards. If this date is unavailable are there any others that you might be able to in August. please email me off the board andrewguile2000@yahoo.co.uk



cheers



Andy

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
04/08/2010 09:54

Hi Andy ! 40 !! blimey I can just remember that ! will e mail you cheers Barry

oldshep


Joined: 02/11/2008
Posts: 609

Message Posted:
04/08/2010 10:42

will be a great rock night saddly just me patti in england ,turn it up loud as blind in one ear and cant see in the other, ROCK ON !

have a thousand things to reget,rather than nothing to remember

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
04/08/2010 11:08

Oldshep !!!! Are you ok ?? Love the last line is it from a song or can I use them in mine please ? cheers barry

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
05/08/2010 09:09

Ah some new songs,great.



But what about some new Jokes barry !



CU sunday

oldshep


Joined: 02/11/2008
Posts: 609

Message Posted:
05/08/2010 10:01

dont think so, just something i try to live by ,so feel free ,see you sunday going to be good cant wait xxx

oldshep


Joined: 02/11/2008
Posts: 609

Message Posted:
05/08/2010 10:09

just had a look on the web Frank Zappa

said better to have something to reget rather than nothing to remember , so nearly the same didnt know that but a good saying anyway, rock on sunday xxx do we bring a chairlast time they didnt have enough packed

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
05/08/2010 12:35

Zero !! look forward to seeing you and yours !! new songs and NEW jokes also more from the saga of "Jim the roady" Oh no !!! i hear you say ! cheers barry

oldshep


Joined: 02/11/2008
Posts: 609

Message Posted:
05/08/2010 13:26

the Music is Wonderful the jokes Mmm now let me think of a word

oldshep


Joined: 02/11/2008
Posts: 609

Message Posted:
05/08/2010 14:12

guy told me he visted Soyz When Snakes was playing met a stunning redhead with wonderful figure and flashing eyes

they talked all night, and she asked him back to her place for "coffee"

while sitting waiting for his coffee he noticed a pic of a handsome guy

and asked is this your husband ,oh no , i asked is is a boyfriend ,oh no

your brother then oh no,

its me before the opp!



well i smiled xxx

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
05/08/2010 15:03

i heard a diffrent version of that joke



still made me smile

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
05/08/2010 19:32

Oldshep !! and Everyone !! Soyz are taking table bookings which is a first so please call Pem on 0542 8867012 and also "reserve a burger" sounds like a song "!"!!" cheers Barry

oldshep


Joined: 02/11/2008
Posts: 609

Message Posted:
06/08/2010 11:18

not surprized, best free rock night in the world , think i will bring my own like before at least i know i can sit between dancing love rock it up sunday CUM N FEEL THE NOISE AT SOYZ im a peot n didnt know it hee hee

johnnybgoode


Joined: 08/12/2008
Posts: 252

Message Posted:
06/08/2010 11:51

well i looks like i'm going to make it after all, so see you there.

you'll reconise me as i'll be the saddo sat on my own unless i sit with old shep.tehn there be 2 saddo's,

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
06/08/2010 12:06

Blimey charlie John what you done to family ? told them to get a bus ???? glad you coming we can get a loners table going "where's Toots" regards Barry

oldshep


Joined: 02/11/2008
Posts: 609

Message Posted:
06/08/2010 13:13

going to be a great night just love the noise , crank it up barry xx

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
06/08/2010 13:30

Hello Toots will be great to see ya !! and Liz n Guido that would be great !!!! cheers Barry

johnnybgoode


Joined: 08/12/2008
Posts: 252

Message Posted:
06/08/2010 19:30

got someone else to take them back, as they wanted to spend a few hrs around larnaca, good news for me, bad news for larnaca, { lol }

oldshep


Joined: 02/11/2008
Posts: 609

Message Posted:
07/08/2010 10:09

not long now

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
07/08/2010 11:33

John the best thing in Larnaca is the airport !!!!!! see ya

oldshep


Joined: 02/11/2008
Posts: 609

Message Posted:
07/08/2010 11:34

Man walks into the kitchen at soyz asks how do you prepare your chichens

was told wait for it ,

we dont we just kill them straight out

oldshep


Joined: 02/11/2008
Posts: 609

Message Posted:
07/08/2010 11:38

Snakes bought some armageddon beer the other day ,

"best before end" on the label

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/08/2010 11:48

Looks like it'll be a great night - including the jokes )

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
07/08/2010 11:57

Behave Oldshep !!!!!!!

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
07/08/2010 20:50

i hope your jokes are better than these!

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
07/08/2010 21:03

Watcha Dave ! well i think all will say i'm not a comedian and some will say i must be to play guitar like that but we must try to add a little variety to the evening ! thankfully, most who come to see me appreciate the amount that goes into just the music side seem to enjoy the show and hope I can improve every performance !! cheers see ya tomorrow ! lets hope we get even more people than last time if thats possible !! Barry

brightlights



Joined: 09/11/2009
Posts: 117

Message Posted:
07/08/2010 23:11

Ok Ok,

Persuaded the old man to leave his drum kit alone for a night and take me out, see you tomorrow Barry.

Kind Regards

Diana

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
08/08/2010 09:20

Hello Diana ! it will be nice to see you and the "old man" ha ha he must be catching up with me now !

cheers Barry

MrsSnakes



Joined: 19/12/2008
Posts: 1100

Message Posted:
08/08/2010 11:12

To reserve a table phone 0542 886 7012 please.