Joke: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart Debate

Groucho



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Message Posted:
08/08/2010 18:55

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.





The Cow: "I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest"!!





The Ant: "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest"!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
08/08/2010 19:44

What about the old fart?

Groucho



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Message Posted:
08/08/2010 19:52

you are meant to say something now....

deputydawg


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Message Posted:
08/08/2010 22:35

Alice and the Mad Hatter have a heated argument, the Mad Hatter saying that Alice is not the most beautifuul girl in the world as she declares. Alice's retorts are that the Mad Hatter is not the maddest Hatter in the world and that his claims to this are false. Eventually it is agreed that they will take their disagreement to The Wizard of Oz for arbitration, so off they dance down the Yellow Brick Road to find him. Eventually Alice exits from the audiance with the Wizard of Oz, shouting gleefully "It is confirmed, I am the most beautiful girl in the world" The Mad Hatter soon follows, looking very dejected and says "I really could not care less, that I am not the maddest Mad Hatter in the world,.......who the hell is this No 1 Doyen bloke anyway" !

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
08/08/2010 22:51

Gavin. I walked straight into that one. )

Groucho



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Message Posted:
10/08/2010 07:32

He he he... sorry Bill I couldn't resist it...