doctor doctor joke,not to offensive

keldanreb


Joined: 17/09/2009
Posts: 212

Message Posted:
10/08/2010 20:59

man goes to doctor...........doctor doctor,everytime i have sex i hurt my knees......try it the other way says the doc........i did but the dog keeps liking my face.

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
10/08/2010 21:51

Bloke goes to his mates to watch the footie and have a few beers.

The dog was on the rug in front of the fire licking its bits.

One guy says 'I wish I could do that'

His mate replies, 'give it a biscuit it might let you'

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
10/08/2010 22:04

My neighbour has just walked past with two dogs.



I said, "I didn't know you had any dogs."



She said, "They're not my dogs, they're my sisters."



I said, "Your sisters are very ugly."    

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
11/08/2010 00:33

Two dogs are cowering under the seats where their owners sit at the Vets. One dog tells the other that he has been dragged there as he has rolled in dung and is covered in fleas, and asks "why are you here". The other dog says "if you look at my owner you will see she is a bit well put together. Last night she was at the kitchen sink mopping away, with her little bum jiggling so I could not control myself and crept up and back scuttled her" "Blimey" says the other dog "you are getting put down thats for sure". The other dog (a mongrel of course) replies "No, I dont think so mate, she is having my claws clipped" !

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
11/08/2010 01:30

Why dont Greek Orthadox priests believe in contraception?





Because 12 Year Old Boys can't get pregnant

Geoff


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 1370

Message Posted:
11/08/2010 07:09

Now that one (Msg 5) I like,

Geoff