Any One Know if they have a Medium in North Cyprus

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 07:36

I Used to go now and then when I lived in the UK and I would love to know if they have any here, if so has anyone been to them, and what they think.

Smithy

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 08:07

hi smithy,just checked with my crystal ball and the oracle,sorry computer said

no

but have a nice day

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 09:47

I am sure someone was arrested recently for fortune telling as it is illegal. Probably regarded as akin to witchcraft. Or am I dreaming?!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 10:10

I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just to see what they are like. The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear. I assumed his merriment was due to the fact that he was fooling a gullible public and gave him a slap in the face. You can probably guess the rest. I was arrested for striking a happy medium. ;)

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 10:19

No1 Doyen. You are on 'form' this morning AND its a damn Monday!

Tatlisu4me


Joined: 26/01/2008
Posts: 436

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 10:22

I don,t think they have a medium but they do have LARGE

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 10:37

Here we go!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 10:41

A woman goes to a seance.



"Is there anybody there?" asks the medium, and a small voice replies

"Yes."



"Is that you, Bert?" asks the woman.



"Yes," he replies.



"Are you alright?"



"Lovely!" the voice replies.



"What's it like where you are?" asks the wife.



"It's great," he replies, "today I went swimming and did a bit of

fishing."



"Oh," said his widow, "you never did any of that while you were

alive."



"No," the voice says, "well, I'm a duck now."

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 11:05

i ordered a medium well done steak at a restaurant , but when it came back it was barely cooked , when i complained to the waiter , he told me a well done medium is rare !!

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 11:08

Plenty of xxl in lapta

Troodo


Joined: 12/06/2008
Posts: 1002

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 11:38

The arrest was in the South, where they considered it witchcraft. Not sure, but I suspect there are a few still around over there. One I suspect has a name beginning with S. The EU has declared that it is ok as long as the spells are for entertainment only and clearly marked as such.



Troodo

Happy to live in the safe area.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 13:11

I remember my wife going along to see a medium, on the night of the meeting there was a sign on the door, Closed due to unforseen circumstance's....

onlyme


Joined: 28/01/2008
Posts: 86

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 15:47

lambousa market saturday mornings in the garden \patricia milner internationaly recognised medium and healer

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 15:51

onlyme : (...) patricia milner internationaly recognised medium (...)



RECOGNISED? By whom? Herself probably?

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 16:41

How do you make a oujia board?

talk about edinburgh......

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 16:42

Ouija (weegie= glaswegian)

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 16:46

www.patriciamilner.com



Patricia is an International Psychic Medium, Reiki Master, Spiritual Trainer and Teacher. She comes from a family of psychic mediums and healers and has been able to connect with spirit from a very early age.



For many years Patricia has been sharing her natural psychic medium gift with people, helping clients cope with difficult times, create a new path for themselves and providing guidance as they progress along their spiritual path. Patricia has also used her medium and psychic abilities to give closure to many people who’s loved ones who have crossed over into the spirit world. Her ability allows her to channel information directly from the spirit level. She has many clients world wide with a great deal of her work being repeat business and recommendations

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 16:48

What do you say now Dutch?

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 17:14

No1Doyen : (...) Patricia has also used her medium and psychic abilities to give closure to many people who’s loved ones who have crossed over into the spirit world. (...)



Hollow words, rubbish, swindle, deception. More or less like religion: taking money from sad, afraid and misled people. "Crossed over into the spirit world", don't make laugh...

aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 17:16

As most women that visit the TRNC prefer something with 50% off!! the chance of finding a medium is very unikely!!!!

But good lick regardless

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 17:19

As most women that visit the TRNC prefer something with 50% off!!



50% off what?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 17:22

Dutch, I take it you've never attended a seance then?



Oh and before you ask...No I haven't.

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:01

I have crossed over to the spirit world................................ On the whiskey leaving effes alone tonight.





Why is it with all the messages from the " spirit world " no one says we are having a great time over here top your self and join us asap ????

aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:13

Well without stereotyping single or in some cases un happily married expat ladies that come to this beautiful place, I guess 50% off is in relation to the parts of the local waiters manhood that was removed at such a young, tender and healthy age! Sorry got a little carried away then! hubby will be back soon!!



Small, MEDIUM, Large I guess all guys start some where!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:17

Mazeltov! An excellent reply

aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:25

Mazeltov?? Votlezam?? can't be arse to bablefish what does it mean?

MUSIN M


Joined: 26/06/2008
Posts: 1352

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:29

we have all sizes ,we are not that bad .

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:30

If anyone finds a medium could you ask when I`ll get mains water?????

stevie-d

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:32

stevie-d thats a prophet you'l be looking for....

littlenige



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Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:54

Mazeltov



It is years since I have heard that ............just about the best expression.

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 20:07

Prophet, Medium, anyone will do even the builder or an advocate even better someone who tells the truth.

stevie-d

turbo


Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 833

Message Posted:
05/08/2008 00:16

Aslan, just have a cup of turkish coffee with the locals,, they usually love to read your cup and tell you your fortune.

rocky


Joined: 17/10/2007
Posts: 1749

Message Posted:
05/08/2008 12:57

there was a medium on my cooker but also a high anda low

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
05/08/2008 13:52

My Medium's only average!

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
05/08/2008 14:17

smithy



I hope all the above replies haven't put you off posting.