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| Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan wore no clothes and Snow White lived with 7 men. These are the stories our parents raised us on, and they complain about our generation being messed up! ) |
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| you lucky so n so ...you had parents i was an orphan. |
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| Sorry to hear that Jock. I'll tell you the story about Snow White when I see you. ) |
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| what about goldilocks.now she was something ,slept with 3 bears |
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| Lets not get into Bill and Ben the alcoholics and the sunflower junkie or that Captain Pugwash and Master Bates palaver |
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| Little Bo Peep had something dodgy going on with her sheep. |
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| What about Jack climbing up the Beanstalk! I wonder what he was on ) |
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| I don't think the 3 little pigs were Kosher, either |
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| And we all know what Jack got up to with Jill. ) |
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| i dont think Humpty dumpty was all that cracked up to be. |
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| Wee willy winky running through the town in his nightgown, what had he been up to. |
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| cows jumping over the moon ??? talking spoons....weird Acid man !! |
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| Mice that cant see chopping things off with their carving knives.Some bed time stories they where, Paul. |
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| And why is it that I can remember, Hugh, Pugh, Barney Magrew, Cuthburt, Dibble and Grub but I don't remember my Maths teachers name. |
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| "Goosey, goosey gander, where do you wander? Yes, we know where he wandered! ) |
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| What about Muffin the mule? |
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| I came from a long line of bachelors.......... |
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| There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly! |
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| And what about father xmas-must be the biggest lie of them all? |
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| Ring a Ring o' Roses. |
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| msg 19 you LIE !!!!! |
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| Little Jack Horner using his thumb because never taught how to use a KFS. The Owl and the Pussy Cat being allowed to go to sea without first filing a risk analysis report with the Health and Safety Authority, and all those kids living in a shoe who should have been taken to a place of safety by the Social Services. |
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| aaah the good old days... |
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| And what about Fly away Peter, Fly away Paul. Did either of them have a flight plan? |
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| ....Captain Pugwash..with characters like Master Bates, Seaman Staines, and Roger the cabin boy. All aboard the Black Pig... |
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Message Posted: 24/08/2010 22:19 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 27 of 64 in Discussion |
| and Mother Hubbard having no food in the cuboard starving her dog where was the RSPCA |
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Message Posted: 24/08/2010 22:21 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 28 of 64 in Discussion |
| what about little red riding hood,that wolf and his 2 mates.with a huf and a puff i,ll blow that house down |
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| If that was bad what about the old woman who lived in the shoe, she just fed everything to everything, that was real animal cruelty |
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| clayton, what 2 mates? |
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| Clayton what two mates, Paul. |
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| msg 25....of course they didn't come back, CTA went bust! DD |
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| Yea man, fairies and goblins.. |
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Message Posted: 24/08/2010 22:28 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 34 of 64 in Discussion |
| The pregnant fairy who sat on a toadstool. (before the 9pm watershed). |
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| Anyone remember the five little monkeys, Paul. |
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| Tom Tom the Pipers son.... |
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| Why would the little boy down the lane want some wool, Paul. |
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| And was Noddy the original boy racer ?? |
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| Do you know why Big Ears had big ears? |
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| Bill- why did he steal that pig? Another dodgy git |
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| And my all time favourite: Where's that Lubby Loo ?? |
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| What about the pyromaniac spotted insects - what was that all about? |
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| Where's all the gollywogs gone ? |
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| jock1, you'll have the racist police after you, wasn't that somewhere on Camberwick Green |
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| proger, no idea. |
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| Paul - weren't they on the jam jars - I had a badge, I'll have you know |
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| Noddy is on his way to see his best friend Big-Ears. He puts on his special blue shorts, red hat and red jacket to match his little red shoes - and leaves his house.He meets the Postman.He says excitedly: "Hi, Posties, I'm off to see my best friend Big-Ears."He meets the Milkman. "Hi, Milko, I'm off to see my best friend Big-Ears." He sees a delivery man. "Hi, Van Man, I'm off to see my best friend Big-Ears." He sees his neighbour, riding a cycle. "Hi, Cyclies, I'm off to see my best friend Big-Ears." He arrives at Big-Ears gate and cannot wait to surprise his friend. Noddy knocks on the door and Big-Ears opens it and says: "Not you again! P**S OFF!" |
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| No1, tell us the one you got six months for. |
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| Jock. I'd have to ban myself if I told that one. ) |
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| Go on Bill tell us.......... |
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| Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief, Taffy came to our house, and stole a leg of beef. (thats what could happen in those days when the raw meat was not on a separate shelf to the cooked meat and marked with a "use by date", labelled with country of origin, soaked in colourings and preservatives, and full of steroids). Taffy should have stuck with lamb as he knew that 3 or more sheep tethered to a post in Wales represented a Welsh Leisure Centre. |
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| Clayton, What two mates, Paul. |
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| Snow white was walking through the woods and she spotted Pinocchio, she ran up to him, threw him on his back sat on his face and said " lie to me Lie to me" |
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| Paul I'll tell but promise not to tell Jean. ) |
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| what about little jack horner, poor kid had to sit in a corner, where were social services then x god no wonder we are all screwed up, all those poor little souls so mistreated |
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| ..........and the dish ran away with the spoon! What's all that about? ) |
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| Gawd - there's always one.................;0;0;0 |
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| Mary had a little lamb......................bet the midwife passed out! Chris |
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| Bill and Ben, floballob, flower pot men, and their friend *weed *up the corner, what is that all about. |
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| prodger1,paul,what 2 mates.the huf and the puff |
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| Clayton, Mess 28. |
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| Ahhh that makes much more sense now then, thanks Clayton |
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