why not to drink water

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
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Message Posted:
31/08/2010 10:56

from a forwarded email:--------

This is interesting! To paraphrase W.C. Fields,

I don't drink water, because fish shit in it..



To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.



As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.



In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter

of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of

Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming

1 kilo of poop..



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification

process of boiling, fermenting, filtering and/or distilling



Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health.



Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.

bazzagirl


Joined: 09/05/2010
Posts: 525

Message Posted:
31/08/2010 11:20

i absolutely love this Lapta Mike im still cracking up laughing, bravo ill drink 2 bottles tonight instead of one!!

Bazza

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
31/08/2010 11:23

as if i needed a reason, now i have the proof wine is better for me than water . nice one mike x

flightholiday


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Posts: 3217

Message Posted:
31/08/2010 11:38

Like it!

Some of the bacteria etc are better for your bodies ability to generate protection than alcohol which kills them and prevents you building your defences. You can kill just about anything wrong with your water with the right products from RO, UV to raw alcohol.

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
31/08/2010 11:56

Wonder if Georgie Best would agree

LaptaMike


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Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
31/08/2010 12:57

in ancient egypt they used to drink a type of beer all the time instead of water because the brewing process killed off the bacteria in the water. Suprised they managed to build all the amazing things they did, p*****d all the time ;-)

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
31/08/2010 13:05

Love it LapaMike....just wait until I show this to the wife!!!

Many countries - including the UK - used to brew a form of ale of get rid of bacteria

flightholiday


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Posts: 3217

Message Posted:
31/08/2010 13:58

Mike - On from ancient Egypt.

The Quakers (who were / are often teetotal) used to be into brewing because beer was accepted as “non alcoholic” in the UK for many years for the same health reasons as the Egyptians used it. “They were involved in brewing. Although much concerned with the scourge of cheap spirits, brewing ale was considered acceptable. Barclay Perkins were the main Quaker brewers”

LaptaMike


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Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
31/08/2010 14:49

interesting flighthol. You learn something new every day

GBJohn


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Message Posted:
31/08/2010 20:34

Laptamike can you get back to me GB john sent you a tex

GBJohn


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Message Posted:
31/08/2010 20:55

Laptamike can you get back to me GB john sent you a tex

LaptaMike


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Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
01/09/2010 18:08

not received anything

LaptaMike


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Message Posted:
01/09/2010 18:10

not confusing me with mikelapta are you?

tracer


Joined: 02/06/2010
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
01/09/2010 20:21

Water = Poop

you need only an RO (reverse osmosis) with ultra violet light mike and then you can trust the water more than wine and beer

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
01/09/2010 20:41

I know, I did say at the top of the original post that it was just a copy of an email that had been forwarded to me.



It was just meant to be amusing not serious.



You should either read posts better or try and relax more.

tracer


Joined: 02/06/2010
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
01/09/2010 20:55

did you saw the did this seems serious to you mike

if i was serious i would be look like this :( :( cheer up mate