Rooney charged 'ugly' tax

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
08/09/2010 17:01

Couldn't help but notice the front page of the Sun this morning as I went into Tesco's. (well I certainly don't BUY that publication!! ) Apparantly the Prostitute he went with.... if she fancies a guy sometimes she doesn't charge at all, or, if she does she only asks for a nominal fee of around £75, but in Roos case she charged him 'ugly tax' so he had to fork out 1200 quid.



Imagine that, bad enough being caught with your pants down but now the she tells the world he paid ugly tax!!! I'm sure he'll get a warm reception at Goodison at the weekend to make him feel better.

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
08/09/2010 17:03

millzer - whilst certainly being no fan of Rooney, the prostitute is no oil painting

clifhanger


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 128

Message Posted:
08/09/2010 17:05

SHREK HE IS A DEAD RINGER FOR.



HE SHOULD HAVE PAID for her 3 HALVES of lager like every one else



1200 quid he was ROBBED

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
08/09/2010 17:09

Agree Jeannie, they should have just called it quits and got on with it

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
08/09/2010 17:20

She demanded that he gave her 12 inches and hurt her.

With his underendowment he had to do it three times and to achieve the pain element she demanded he hit her over the head with the 'gusunder'

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
08/09/2010 22:43

i hope she never declared the ugly tax to hmrc , if she did , loads of us are in trouble . lmao.

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
08/09/2010 23:00

RE msg 1, millzer: (...) Couldn't help but notice the front page of the Sun this morning (...)

=> You certainly quote a lot from this gutter tabloid after only "noticing the front page" while walking into Tesco's.

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
08/09/2010 23:40

(..) You certainly quote a lot from this gutter tabloid after only "noticing the front page" while walking into Tesco's (...)



=> and your point is ???? whatever Dutch

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
08/09/2010 23:54

£1.2K is about a quid to you or I, well worth the risk!



Richard

Chelpet


Joined: 10/03/2010
Posts: 253

Message Posted:
09/09/2010 17:23

When Coleen found out that Rooney paid £1200 for an escort, she turned round and said hows long is the MOT and is it taxed.

You know what they say you can take the girl out of Liverpool but you cant take Liverpool out the girl.

Smity



Joined: 14/09/2009
Posts: 826

Message Posted:
09/09/2010 17:37

Says it all really disapointment on and off the field

Got to fell sorry for his missis wonder IF she has the Paper bag LOL

Chegwin


Joined: 24/03/2009
Posts: 775

Message Posted:
09/09/2010 18:19

Hi Colleen

If you want to get your own back gis a call.

Love

John Terry

XXXXX

Smity



Joined: 14/09/2009
Posts: 826

Message Posted:
09/09/2010 18:23

HI John

Soory not again, cant stand the pace

Love C xx

Blackie


Joined: 20/12/2007
Posts: 129

Message Posted:
09/09/2010 19:17

The only reason Jesus wasn't born in Bolton liverpool is because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

fiendishpaul


Joined: 18/05/2008
Posts: 1720

Message Posted:
09/09/2010 20:40

DC



Please give it a rest, it is a light-hearted thread designed to provoke a bit of laughter and is doing no harm whatsoever.



I would guess that a significant amount of C44 members have absolutely no interest in the medieval history of N Cyprus. However, they do not chose to make derogatory comments on your posts, so please afford others the same dignity.



Respect and politeness costs nothing



Paul

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
09/09/2010 20:53

RE msg 15, fiendishpaul: (...) a significant amount of C44 members have absolutely no interest in the medieval history of N Cyprus. (...)

=> Indeed. A significant amount of C44 members have absolutely no interest in N Cyprus. That's the problem.

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
09/09/2010 22:20

I must have more interest in N Cyprus I must have more interest in N CyprusI must haveI must have more interest in N Cyprus more interest in N CyprusI must have more interest in N CyprusI must have more interest in N CyprusI must have more interest in N CyprusI must have more interest in N CyprusI must have more interest in N CyprusI must have more interest in N CyprusI must have more interest in N CyprusI must have more interest in N CyprusI must have more interest in N CyprusI must have more interest in N CyprusI must have more interest in N Cyprus god that was nearly as boring as listening to Dutchy ))))))

littlejohn


Joined: 09/03/2009
Posts: 316

Message Posted:
10/09/2010 01:43

Sad bastards !!!

andrew4232



Joined: 04/07/2009
Posts: 1543

Message Posted:
10/09/2010 01:59

thats nasty he cannot help have a face like a smaked a*se

fiendishpaul


Joined: 18/05/2008
Posts: 1720

Message Posted:
10/09/2010 07:49

DC



Unlike a few on this forum I have no intention of getting into a slanging match with you - I don't know you personally and it achieves nothing.



The fact that a significant number of C44 members do not have any interest in the medieval history of NC does not necessarily mean that they don't have a wider interest in NC issues. However, regardless of where their interests lie, it does not give you carte blanche to post insulting remarks just because their interests are different to yours. Unless of course your posts are deliberately targetted just to 'bait' your fellow posters ? If this is the case, then I am sorry to say it makes you no better than the posters that you deride.



I, along with many others have considerable respect for the good work that you do in the community, but I believe that your antagonistic behaviour does neither yourself or the forum any favours.



Regards



Paul

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
10/09/2010 09:58

Hans. Please read and understand Rule 5.

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
11/09/2010 02:10

Quelle surprise!!



Mr & Mrs Rooney have now, apparently, "spoken to the press" and have decided that this 'unfortunate incident' was just that.



Well, that's as may be, but if I were her, I'd consider myself to be in possession of an awful lot of 'Brownie Points'.



Do you know, I dont even know why I commented on this; I couldn't care less, one way or the other.



I think I've been brainwashed by what passes as the British Press - God help me



Time I was off to bed, obviously!



J

MsGarnet


Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 989

Message Posted:
11/09/2010 12:42

Blackie - now that was REALLY funny - tee hee :0)