Politics

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 16:59

A little boy goes to his father and asks, 'What is Politics and why is that Gordon Brown on the television again?'



Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:



I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.



Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.



We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.



The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.



And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.



Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'



So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.



Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.



He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.



So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'



The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'



The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 17:06

spot on Bill

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 17:08

No1Doyen,



Yet again. Nice one!



wyn

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 23:31

Doyen,

great, my sort of humour

cheers

p

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 23:43

Nice one Doyen,

but people do have very short memories.Just remember what rate inflation was when labour came to power.And remember how high interest rates were,and unemployment levels.The economy had never been so good until recently.The economy has peaks and troughs.Time to tighten our belts forthe next three years,unfortunateley.

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the yorkshire pudding party.

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 23:59

LH puddings perhaps!

cheers paul

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 00:07

Paul,

How are things matey pm me on stuff,

Paul.

dirty harry


Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 34

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 00:08

no1doyen



you deserve a Pulitzer Prize



dh