i need plane ticket money

dandd3


Joined: 10/06/2010
Posts: 326

Message Posted:
21/09/2010 21:31

just wondering if anyone has any odd jobs that need doing as i am moving back to the uk and need some cash . any painting cement work gardening anything give me a call on 0558717622 or send me a email on young_blitz@hotmail.com thanks dan.

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
21/09/2010 21:46

Get deported, that will sort all of your problems. Mind you may have to pay the British Consul back but I am sure that they can wait for their money.

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
21/09/2010 22:07

Dan, what good idea... get deported for having a fist fight with AJ... I'll hold your coat

Ballyboffin


Joined: 25/08/2007
Posts: 903

Message Posted:
21/09/2010 22:32

Dan,



I commend you. You are 19 and standing on your own feet. I wish you good luck, do have to ask though why you are in TRNC? I am not back there until 9th October and I have a few jobs that I could have for you then if you are still there.

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
21/09/2010 22:35

Grouch

I do not do violence so you will have to think of something else.

tamand


Joined: 23/07/2009
Posts: 240

Message Posted:
21/09/2010 22:43

naw but i do and will help lol



thread closed for telling it like it is

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
21/09/2010 22:56

In that case AJ it will be a walk over.... I'll call 112 and hold your bandages...

paddywack


Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 959

Message Posted:
21/09/2010 23:10

Gone off topic as usual, the guy only posted to earn a ticket back home, why not help him ,or be quiet.

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
21/09/2010 23:23

Paddywack, you employ him... problem solved.

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
21/09/2010 23:48

dan good luck and I hope some here on 44 will help you, some must have so little work for you to do, If Ms Spider was not so good at DIY we would help you out..come on folks....good luck and Best wishes spider..there was a thread someone wanted some help with something..keep posting and replying..





Spider,X

Maz


Joined: 29/03/2009
Posts: 1924

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 00:03

Any ideas what rates you will charge ? Or is that told in private? I ask because the man of the house here is a little poverty stricken and although there are jobs he cannot do himself, he is not sure he can play anyone else to do it. I would do it myself but I am what the world would commonly call a 'Bodger' which means the job needs putting right after I have put it right.

decanddyl


Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 792

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 01:28

vickingqueen is looking for help in her garden





Cathy

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 01:48

all the best dandd3 ,glad the admin could offer constructive advice ,,,,,

force9


Joined: 01/08/2010
Posts: 97

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 01:56

Dan come and see me on Friday at the Park Cafe Karsiyaka about 6 ocklock I will contribute 100 tl to your getting home. I have a son not much older than you and would like to think that someone would help him. Not a lot I know but it's a start. Gail

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 07:38

There you go Dan... I knew it was a good idea keeping your request for employment up there..



Good luck...

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 08:15

Jesus Christ what is the matter with you lot and why are you all so damned nasty to AJ ffs...the man is doing a thankless job moderating for no money and with no thanks, he tries to help a young lad and you shower of shits have to make smart assed comments. You all need to grow up and get a life.



This place will remain the same till some proper people move out here who wouldn't tolerate you lot!!!!

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 08:19

Dee,



did you think AJ's repsonse to Dan's request was other than "smart assed"... because I don't, but hey who am I to judge... All I was trying to do was keep Dan's post up the top so he would get some help...



Just lighten up a little and read between the lines...

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 08:24

deported! deported to UK, i dont think so,more like on a boat to turkey,unless the UK are asking for you,youll be sent to turkey on a ship.

dandd3


Joined: 10/06/2010
Posts: 326

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 10:44

Thank you every one for helping me but still need a few odd jobs to make enough to get back :(

Bernies


Joined: 21/09/2010
Posts: 95

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 10:48

how does one get deported from turkey and where to ??



bernie.

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 10:51

Zero msg 18... even betterm like the UK only civilised!

stellasstar1



Joined: 02/07/2008
Posts: 1519

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 11:03

As some one asked earlier, how much would you charge per hour.?

stellasstar1



Joined: 02/07/2008
Posts: 1519

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 21:45

I'm still hoping on a reply for the price.

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 22:08

Bernies

'how does one get deported from turkey and where to ??'

It really is quite simple, you get deported back to your homeland and that is stated on your passport. You might have to end up paying the bill but you will get there before you have to pay anything. Ask the Petches. My advice was given in good faith despite the usual snipers having a go.

Seriously dandd3 if you want to go back to the UK and you do not want to return then that may well be your best option. Mind you knowing what I know about the present situation regarding work permits for expats then you are likely to get deported anyway because you will not have a work permit and you should not be advertising for work on this board as you are leaving yourself open. Shall we just say that the TRNC government take an interest in this board.

AJ

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 22:39

If you want to get deported from Turkey, go up to a flag pole but do not cllimb it, what ever you do, just look at it and do what ever comes natural. Now don't forget do not climb you hear?

Krypton


Joined: 02/09/2010
Posts: 179

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 22:51

Ask Lilli! She takes in stray dogs feeds em, and she's a one woman charity as well.



Just wait 'till next year when her business is up for sale (again), she'll be flying back to Ireland and can put you in the hold along with her 'other' strays.



Solved

Quarmby


Joined: 15/09/2008
Posts: 975

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 22:52

AJ



'The TRNC government take an interest in this board'



Pity then they don't do something about all the injustices some of the expats are having to endure.

Krypton


Joined: 02/09/2010
Posts: 179

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 22:54

Pity they don't do something about 'all' the illegal activities by some people that go on this board.

Quarmby


Joined: 15/09/2008
Posts: 975

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 22:56

And the illegal activities of some of their own countrymen!

Krypton


Joined: 02/09/2010
Posts: 179

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 22:59

Agree Quarmby

Krypton


Joined: 02/09/2010
Posts: 179

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 23:04

How does anyone know this is not a scam to just get well meaning folk to cough up money. Cynical maybe

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 23:32

Krypton, he's only asked for some casual work... He has not asked for handouts. Fair exchange is no robbery.



AJ says the TRNC Govt take an interest in this board.... oooh err. That's one ex-pat thing we can quote them as taking an interest in... but seriously how they would be able to home-in on some short-term casual labour from an arrangement made via contact through this board is beyond me... or will they arrest all lads called Dan? If that's his real name....

Krypton


Joined: 02/09/2010
Posts: 179

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 23:35

Groucho, some has offered in 100tl for doing nothing. I was referring to that post

dandd3


Joined: 10/06/2010
Posts: 326

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 23:42

Krypton you are more then welcome to come with me and book my ticket it you like . message 23 you asked how much for 1 hour well it depends on what the job is then we can come up with a price also dont forget if ur interested in some work done please givce me a call on 05338717622 or emial me on young_blitz@hotmail.com thanks for your suport its nice to no peopel out there really care . :D

LondonCypriot


Joined: 15/12/2008
Posts: 426

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 23:45

Have you tried contacting the British Colsulate in Nicosia with assistance . I would also visit the Turkish Embassy. Say that your in financial difficulty and you need to get back to the UK. Turkish Airlines is partly gvernment owned and if your really desperate do speak to them. If all that failes





I also would recommend you writing to Pegasus and Atlas Jet Airlines explain your situation and maybe be abled to help once you arrive in the UK. Have you made arrangements when you arrive in the UK, in terms of accomondation etc..

Krypton


Joined: 02/09/2010
Posts: 179

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 23:45

Sorry didn't mean to upset you and sincerely hope you are genuine. Actually you do sound very genuine so apolgies again. I am just a bit of a cynic that's all. Good luck

dandd3


Joined: 10/06/2010
Posts: 326

Message Posted:
22/09/2010 23:47

Apolagie accepted Krypton :D

LondonCypriot


Joined: 15/12/2008
Posts: 426

Message Posted:
23/09/2010 00:27

Also if your prepared to work in the South, you could also try



http://www.jobincyprus.com/english/

oceana


Joined: 12/07/2010
Posts: 395

Message Posted:
23/09/2010 00:36

Msg 35, no airline would help in a situation like this.

LondonCypriot


Joined: 15/12/2008
Posts: 426

Message Posted:
23/09/2010 00:46

You could try at least. Theres nothing wrong trying. The manager could be nice and put you on an spare seat back to the UK.

oceana


Joined: 12/07/2010
Posts: 395

Message Posted:
23/09/2010 00:52

I would say no chance as I have worked for all airlines in cyprus and seen worse situations and if they can't pay they can't go unless somebody else is willing to pay for them, no chance otherwie. He can still give it a try, nothing to loose.

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
23/09/2010 00:54

"The manager could be nice and put you on an spare seat back to the UK."



I always travel that way! Usually get a free upgrade to business class into the bargain... when I get to Heathrow I tell them my story to Hertz and get free car hire too... Got to go now, my pants are on fire!



Good luck Dan.

yrret


Joined: 17/08/2010
Posts: 761

Message Posted:
23/09/2010 07:57

Dan,

Do not under ant circumstances voluntarily get yourself deported, and a few lesser educated people might suggest. Firstly the offence to get deported might initially involve a prison sentence, and secondly, anyone deported from any country has a stamp in their passport to say so, and it is also logged at UK imigration. There are many many countries around the world who if you have been deported from another, will not grant you entry, hardly something a 19 year old who will likely travel in the future will want.

Don't fall into the trap either of thinking that because TRNC is not recognised, it will not matter, it will.

joandjelly


Joined: 24/02/2008
Posts: 2953

Message Posted:
23/09/2010 13:38

Re message 14, Gail you are a truely lovely person especially after the way you have been treated recently by a fellow country-man. Can't wait to see you next week to give you a big hug. Take care. Jo xxxx

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
23/09/2010 14:56

Gail if this is genuine, we will also gladly help, do not hesitate to contact me.

dandd3


Joined: 10/06/2010
Posts: 326

Message Posted:
23/09/2010 22:19

It is so nice to see how friendly people are and how much people actually care i thank you again for your support but i am not planning on getting deported i just need to work a bit and go it is a lot more less hastle for me and then maybe a couple of years later i can return on holiday to cyprus.

Maz


Joined: 29/03/2009
Posts: 1924

Message Posted:
23/09/2010 22:51

Sorry to get a bit personal here, Dan, but how come you are here as a 19 year old needing money to get out. Where is your family? What kind of visa do you have? If you have a 90 dayand it is up, then you are in trouble unless you get youyrself a residencfy visa, and obviously you can't because you have no money etc. Don't you have anyone back in U.K you can turn to? Who do you have out here? Just you, at the age of 19? How long have you been here?



Yes, I know it is very personal, but it all sounds a very lonely path that you are treading, and as someone said, have you made arrangements for when you get back to u.K. Where will you go> Where will you live? Surely it is not enough to have the £100 or so to get back. How do you get from the airport? I am sure there are a lot of people on this Board who are thinking the same as, and that is not being cynical. It just seems sad that a 19 year old has no one to help. Your fare home surelyis not enough to put you back into REAL life.

dandd3


Joined: 10/06/2010
Posts: 326

Message Posted:
24/09/2010 00:57

i dont really want to talk about my personal life on a forum but just to let you no i have it all worked out and my brother is in the uk and im going to get picked up by him and stay with him.

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
24/09/2010 03:00

dandd3, good luck you are 19 , explore the world ,have an adventure , all the best....

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
24/09/2010 07:35

When i was 19 i was travelling around Denmark then to Germany....no money, just picking up the odd job in a bar to fund my next train ticket....at 20 i landed at LAX airport with $50 in my pocket and a phone number...i stayed there 2 years and had some of the best times.....



So as said in msg 49....enjoy it all....the world isn't that big these days....and if you're prepared to work, you can go anywhere you want....I did....





DD

Lazy days


Joined: 24/07/2008
Posts: 847

Message Posted:
24/09/2010 08:11

It sounds to me as if Dan may be a young T/C who does not like it here too much, of course I may be wrong lol ;)

dandd3


Joined: 10/06/2010
Posts: 326

Message Posted:
24/09/2010 13:09

no i am a English boy who has had enough of cyprus and need to get back to the uk to start my life :D

johndp


Joined: 08/09/2009
Posts: 497

Message Posted:
24/09/2010 16:45

Good on yer Dan, bet theres a lot of older folks here that wish they could do just that

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
25/09/2010 18:41

you are so right johndp!





DD