joke: liverpool football club

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
26/09/2010 21:27

two jewishs scousers go to the ticket office at anfield and ask for season tickets , " have you both been circumscised asked the attendant "?



" of course we have " they replied .



" well sorry you cant have them as you have to be a complte knob to watch liverpool" !

loulou



Joined: 14/05/2008
Posts: 785

Message Posted:
26/09/2010 21:32

yea we should have been 3-2 tosser of a offical

jimmyG


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 900

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 11:43

Torres superbly sets up Stevie G for an equaliser yet gets completely blanked by him as he passes him en route for the corner - doesn't look a happy camp does it ?

CJtill


Joined: 02/05/2008
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 13:25

Just made a call to William Hill who advised that they are offering 8-1 for both Liverpool and Everton for relegation.

Was tempted BUT I think Everton will finish mid table.

Michael

Geoff1131MK11


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 396

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 14:30

andy-f, i'm sure i speak for the majority of Liverpool fans when i say thank you Man u for not increasing the point difference between our two teams this weekend. It was a really sporting of you to keep the gap at 6 points. If we had fallen further behind i would probably be worried but as long as United keep us in touch there is hope.

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 18:08

more chance of everton getting in the top four than the bin-dippers , bankrupt on the pitch and off it





LOVIN IT JUST LOVIN IT !

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 18:21

andyf face what a knob h--d you are man u are in more debt than liverpool and thats official. As for being bankrupt the word is your next ! .

louloui

Scoty


Joined: 23/05/2010
Posts: 846

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 18:23

OOps - persoanal attacks again!!!!!!!!!!1

Closed or not ????????????????

Forgot - mods are part time

Harold2555



Joined: 19/04/2008
Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 18:32

Scoty



Yes we are part time in as much as we look on the board when we can but we can tell the difference between football banter and real insults.





Harold

silentbutdim


Joined: 07/09/2010
Posts: 121

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 19:01

Always the refs fault when the fading red shirts dont get their way.

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 20:36

loopy lou man utd have a larger opperational debt than the dippers but also have far greater income streams meaning they can opperate as normal , the dippers cheif executive made a statement last week that they are only just managing to pay all their bills !



as your silly comment about me well what can i say , mortgage free in uk and our three bed garden appartment at sweetwaterbay also ( not tossers bay village) oh and i retire in eighteen months at the ripe old age of 49 !



keep taking the pills loopy

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 22:50

Andy/f

what you say on this board must be taken with a pinch of salt, you woudnt know the truth if it hit you in the face. you retire in eighteen months at the ripe old age of forty nine . you joined this forum in 2009 at the age of forty ??????? errrrrrrrrrm. special forces adviser errrrr.

loulouis

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 22:56

Harold, are you still sure you can tell the difference between banter and insults

Blackpoolfan


Joined: 03/12/2008
Posts: 1568

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 23:02

Good time for my team to play Liverpool can't wait to visit Anfield and sample the atmosphere.

Good luck to Olly and the boy's up the mighty POOL (Blackpool that is)

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 23:13

loopy i aint got where i am today by telling the truth and the whole truth , keep em guessing .



your getting like them lot i fish against every week at rivington , ive won four and had a second in five weeks and the so called stars dont like it and are claiming im doing something illegal, its called jealousy lou but £500 winnings in me arse pocket and they can say what they please .

Blackpoolfan


Joined: 03/12/2008
Posts: 1568

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 23:24

Message 15,

Are you fidhing the Disabled matches?? Shame on you taking advantage of your own

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
27/09/2010 23:30

very funny steve ! ill tell you the secret next time i see you . .



andy

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
28/09/2010 23:29

police are to question another pakistan cricketer after he put a tenner on liverpool to win this weekend ...