What is your vfavorite possition

Smity



Joined: 14/09/2009
Posts: 826

Message Posted:
08/10/2010 23:35

Sitting By thge polo with l a good book and cooooool efes

BACK OF THE NET

Smity



Joined: 14/09/2009
Posts: 826

Message Posted:
08/10/2010 23:42

sorry should have been pool

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/10/2010 23:44

My favourite position? Now that's a hard one!

Smity



Joined: 14/09/2009
Posts: 826

Message Posted:
08/10/2010 23:45

LOL well try and we could raise the roof with this one

gooligan


Joined: 30/01/2007
Posts: 1591

Message Posted:
08/10/2010 23:55

Are you trying to 'scuttle' us with that one Bill

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 00:07

doggy style is mine !

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 00:10

I just knew that someone would say that Andy. )

andy-f


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 00:18

bill, i thought i better be quick and get it in before newlad

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 00:21

That's good. I'm worried about Rob and his 'scuttling' though. ) )

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 00:47

Always best on the terrace over a nice spit roast

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 00:53

on the settee with a chilled glass of Chablis

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 00:54

Millzer. My imaginations wandering... )

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 00:58

Liz. Does Guido know about this? )

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 01:26

Crikey Lilli you must have a very steady hand

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 01:27

No1 message 12 .... imagine away

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 01:45

my ability to spell whilst drinking................

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 01:49

Horizontal by The Almonds Pool...

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 01:52

or secondly ,to be oblivious the the rest of the world ...............

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 02:03

apc2010... by The Almonds pool you can be oblivious to anything. Or be anywhere you want to be. All you require is a little imagination...or some of Ahmets cocktails

harita


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 1343

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 16:38

Message 6 .. andy-f .. Be careful last time we tried it .. Fell off the kennel ..

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 16:42

message 11



lilli



you must spill alot of wine !

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 17:51

The Rodeo Position. Whisper in her ear that the barmaid at the local pub has gorgeous knockers, then, see how long you can stay on ?.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 17:57

Blackbird. I'm surprised I've never seen you at the almonds.

Washerman


Joined: 19/09/2008
Posts: 2301

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 17:58

Plaese xecuse hte wobblieee hadnwritng btu my fvauoiter potision is at the copmuter

Wiaah


Joined: 12/09/2010
Posts: 45

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 21:58

Wahseram, yuo aer a dikc so I can Imanige yuo Like to plul oen off at teh copmuert.

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 22:05

Re message No1...The Almond is the best... You may have seen us 'cos we have been there quite a lot!

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 22:06

Sorry....finger trouble..should have started with.....Re message 23.....................

sadoldbird


Joined: 04/10/2010
Posts: 25

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 23:19

This is all very smutty, but also very funny. Can't possibly tell you what mine is

The_Big_Man


Joined: 14/06/2009
Posts: 112

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 23:41

Cowgirl...........

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 23:43

Tha Aberdonian, it involves wellington boots and a cliff, more than that I am not prepared to divulge at this time

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
10/10/2010 00:25

Message 28 come on sadoldbird.........get it off your chest!!!!!!!!! ..... or is that it??? ;-)

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
10/10/2010 00:32

Over the ironing board..with just me piny on. ) gets him going every time I carry on ironing and hes happy his shirts get done ! My god most men would just love a sweet wife like me.he,he, ))





Spider,X )

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
10/10/2010 00:40

Mrs Spider surely plastic surgery is far more effective at removing wrinkles from your hubby than a hot iron!!

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
10/10/2010 09:52

Spider, I thought they were steam irons not "steamy" irons. Hope you are not cheating by using Spray Starch as well ?

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
10/10/2010 10:16

Let's get back on topic!



My favourite position is the 'Rodeo Root' position.



Never heard of it?



Well, it's like the good, old 'Doggy Style' position.



The only difference is the game plan: during a 'Rodeo Root', you just whisper another girl's name in her ear - then see how long you can stay on!



Watch it, however, when you play this on, or near, an iron bed - cos if she suddenly leaps under the bed, it BLOODY HURTS!