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alanka
Joined: 15/09/2007
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09/10/2010 21:29 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 11 in Discussion |
| The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black |
alanka
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Message Posted:
09/10/2010 21:29 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 11 in Discussion |
| Don't know what I do wrong, but cut&paste just doesn't work for me.... |
alanka
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09/10/2010 21:30 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 11 in Discussion |
| Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
(you are going to love this…..)
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
Sorry had to do it in 2 halves |
Blackbird
Joined: 11/08/2009
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Message Posted:
09/10/2010 22:01 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 11 in Discussion |
| I'm really glad I waited............................ |
alanka
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Message Posted:
09/10/2010 22:15 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 11 in Discussion |
| Sorry.................... it's really funny after half a bottle of wine............. |
Winter
Joined: 16/09/2007
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Message Posted:
09/10/2010 22:21 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 11 in Discussion |
| Must be a big bottle then! |
alanka
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09/10/2010 22:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 11 in Discussion |
| I'm going to buy a bottle of it again.... |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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09/10/2010 22:25 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 11 in Discussion |
| After I won the local pub quiz last night two gorgeous blondes came over to me.
The first one said, "We find intelligent men incredibly hot and sexy."
The second blonde said, "Do you know what three way is?"
I replied, "Yes, it's the name of the dog in Hart to Hart."
Dumb blondes will need a better quiz question than that if they want to get the better of me, I thought smugly to myself as I left the pub. |
proger1
Joined: 18/04/2009
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Message Posted:
09/10/2010 22:31 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 11 in Discussion |
| Bill,
That is obvious. I mean how on earth can sharing sexual pleasure be better split three ways than two. A 1/2 must be better than a third every day of the week. Am I right or am I right ??? |
steveafc
Joined: 12/12/2008
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09/10/2010 23:34 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 11 in Discussion |
| you people are really sad |
proger1
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09/10/2010 23:39 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 11 in Discussion |
| thanks steve, always good to know |
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