I'm in a joke mood tonight, sorry

alanka


Joined: 15/09/2007
Posts: 154

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 21:31

I was on holiday in Corfu when I cut my foot on some broken glass.



I asked the locals where the medical centre was and they told me to look for the Green Cross.



When I found it, it said "English speaking doctor"



I thought what a good idea- why dont we have them in our country

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 21:33

alanka

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 21:48

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apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 21:50

used to be an apple a day kept the doctor away .............



now its a bacon sarnie........

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 21:54

I took my dog to the housing benefits office. 'Tell me why I should give a housing benefits to your dog said the officer'? Well I replied ' He's black, bone idle never had a job, and doesn't speak a word of English' 'Nuff said' the officer said. I expect a giro on Friday.



Sorry if I have nicked this from someone else....................

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/10/2010 22:22

I saw a sign in a car park saying, "Thieves want your sat nav!"



I thought, "Well they can get lost."