Another really silly joke. Well it made me laugh

chiangbill



Joined: 21/07/2010
Posts: 137

Message Posted:
10/10/2010 00:13

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.



"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man.



"O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"



A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip. Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face.



Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid."Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen.



"Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!" The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry. "I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
10/10/2010 00:23

is there more to the joke?

chiangbill



Joined: 21/07/2010
Posts: 137

Message Posted:
10/10/2010 00:35

Oh Bugger, missed the last bit.



Here is the punch line.



"Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!" The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry. "I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.









"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show that Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais with mild green, hairy lip squid!"



Must buy a telly.

LaptaMike


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Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
10/10/2010 00:50

oh I despair. ;-)

CJtill


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Message Posted:
10/10/2010 08:59

What a waste of time....no even close to being amusing.

sloan



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Message Posted:
10/10/2010 09:06

Oh come on, don't be harsh... it wasn't that bad! I reminds me of another one (and even less funny!) about a little girl who asked her mother what judicious meant. Her mother was very impressed by her daughter's expanded vocabulary and before she started to explain, asked where she had heard the word. The girl replied (yes, I am sure you have guessed the punchline!) 'Now hands that judicious can be soft as your face'.

Mr Vince


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Posts: 696

Message Posted:
10/10/2010 12:18

Picture the scene.....Young Essex mother standing at the kitchen sink washing dishes with her little daughter beside her splashing in the soft bubbles. "These bubbles are soo soft mummy" "Yours hands are soo soft mummy". "Do the soft bubbles make your hands soo soft mummy". "No" says mummy, "it's because I am only 13"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
10/10/2010 16:02

Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!"