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Lilli
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10/10/2010 00:34 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 10 in Discussion |
| This one really made me laugh, A long term married couple thought of ways to spice up their love life, after exhausting all ideas the best they came up with . Was when we want sex we saw washing machine. Which ever of us is in the mood thats the word. So they are in bed, hubbie says wasing machine, wifie sorry love this headache has got to me. So they both turned around to sleep. After half an hour she has a guilt complex, hes trying to spice our sex life up she thought. So she prods him and says washing machine. His reply darling your to late it was a small load so i did it by hand xxx |
oceana
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10/10/2010 00:36 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 10 in Discussion |
| hahahaha  |
Lilli
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10/10/2010 00:38 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 10 in Discussion |
| glad you liked it , im useless at jokes i always forget the punch line x |
oceana
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10/10/2010 00:41 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 10 in Discussion |
| , loved the mans reply. Well i laughed, so can't say you were useless! |
millzer
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10/10/2010 00:43 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 10 in Discussion |
| Oh Lilli thats disgusting wash your mouth out with...... soap |
Lilli
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10/10/2010 00:46 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 10 in Discussion |
| millzer i should, my poor mum would turn in her grave if she though i could have impure thoughts. I cracked up when i heard this one xxxxxxxxx |
LaptaMike
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10/10/2010 00:48 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 10 in Discussion |
| hehe lilli, made me laugh |
gazmufc78
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10/10/2010 07:55 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 10 in Discussion |
| Lilli, you are awful, but I like you! |
pollymarples
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10/10/2010 08:05 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 10 in Discussion |
| Can you explain it to me Lilli, I'm still loading the machine. |
Enrico
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10/10/2010 09:58 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 10 in Discussion |
| I heard another version.
A married couple, the husband was a Tory and his wife was Labour.
They had a blazing row just before going to bed and were not speaking.
After a while the wife began to feel amorous and said " If the Tory candidate was to stand, he might find an opening".
The husband replied, "I am sorry, the Tory candidate has already stood, and has lost his deposit". |
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