Joke-The Irish Virginity Test

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13/10/2010 12:10

Paddy one of the little people is planning to marry, so he is.So he goes to the king of the little people and asks him how to tell if his bride to be is a virgin.The king says " Aye Paddy,to be sure all Irish humans use three things for what they call a do it yourself Virginity Testing kit.A can of red paint a can of blue paint and a shovel."Paddy asks " To be sure what do I do with these." The king says "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls blue and the other one red."

And if she says "Thats the strangest pair of balls i,ve ever seen,you hit her with the shovel."