JOKE: in this hi-tec age & instant communication things still go wrong

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
15/10/2010 14:52

Hello, Senor This is Ernesto, caretaker at your house in Kyrenia

Yes Ernesto what can I do for you

I’m calling to advise you, Senor, that your parrot - he is dead

My parrot dead

What did he die from

Eating the rotten meat, Senor

Who fed him rotten meat

Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.

What dead horse

The thoroughbred Senor

My prize thoroughbred?

Yes Senor he died from all that work pulling the water cart.

What water cart

The one we used to put out the fire Senor.

What fire

The one that destroyed your house Senor A candle touched the curtains

you’re saying that my house is destroyed because of a candle

Yes, Senor

But there's electricity, What’s the candle for

For the funeral Senor

WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL

Your wife's, Senor She showed up late one night and I

thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Super Quad 460 golf club

SILENCE LONG SILENCE

Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit