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Tootie
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25/10/2010 14:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 9 in Discussion |
| A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled
"BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled " BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."  |
Lilli
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25/10/2010 14:34 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 9 in Discussion |
| very funny toots x |
No1Doyen
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25/10/2010 20:15 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 9 in Discussion |
| Excellent. ) |
PaulW
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25/10/2010 20:58 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 9 in Discussion |
| Not that funny................... okay it was. |
Brinsley
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25/10/2010 21:06 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 9 in Discussion |
| Paul, Msg 4
When do you go to Oz? That's nothing, kindergarten stuff! When you're back you'll be a reformed man!
Richard |
No1Doyen
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25/10/2010 21:08 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 9 in Discussion |
| Paul, did this joke ring any bells? ) ) |
PaulW
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25/10/2010 21:10 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 9 in Discussion |
| Richard
We go the end of December, we spend Christmas in Singapore and arrive in Perth the 27th.
Paul |
Brinsley
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25/10/2010 21:23 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 9 in Discussion |
| Paul,
You missed the point! Oz humour is another thing to come to terms with. For that matter, so is a Kiwi one!
Richard |
PaulW
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25/10/2010 21:27 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 9 in Discussion |
| Bill - best ask Jean. I reckon
Richard - sorry; a bit slow there, wasn't I? |
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