Cratos Hotel...The smell

CJtill


Joined: 02/05/2008
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 19:05

As Cratos post on this board, it would be good of them to let us all know what that terrible smell is, which seems to be coming from their hotel.

Michael

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 19:06

Should be renamed 'Craptos'!



Richard

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 19:12

RE msg 1, CJtill: (...) terrible smell (...)

▶ Get close to the owners, smell and then ask them.

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 19:15

Maybe its the smell of dirty money?

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 19:55

Filthy lukka !!

Whistler


Joined: 28/07/2008
Posts: 1332

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 20:02

Pure sewage

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 20:22

Anagrams for CRATOS, take your pick of which one is most apt!

actors

castor

co-star

scrota

Castor

Castro

Croats



Richard

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 20:24

you are so funny x heard of washing powder in that lot

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 20:25

2 castors....thats cheating !

Clarissa2


Joined: 12/06/2009
Posts: 1476

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 20:38

Re : Msg7,



"Croats" - very inappropriate, Brinsley.



Croatia is a beautiful AND clean country.

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 20:47

I have in hand a VIP Invitation,

Transport + 1 carlsberg 10tl for 1 person to the Foxxy, By Urban Bug @ Cratosh.



1st of Dec' 2010.



Bidding starts at the same price of a Kilo of Domatoes...

50 Kurus.



http://www.foxxybyurbanbug.com/

Clarissa2


Joined: 12/06/2009
Posts: 1476

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 20:51

Re : Msg 11,



Is smell included in the price?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 21:07

What type of smell is it - fishy?

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 21:07

Sure it is, Clarissa

chocoloco


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 43

Message Posted:
28/11/2010 22:54

Michael you thought I was trying to be vindictive last week by mentioning the the obvious stench.. So you finally have visited and noticed it?



Hoorah its not like they try to cover it with terribly expensive Jo Malone candles in the lobby or anything..

Deniz1


Joined: 28/07/2009
Posts: 3829

Message Posted:
29/11/2010 06:58

I was at the Paradise the other evening and the sewerage smell from Cratos was awful also the constant noise from the electricity sub station must be annoying to folk staying at Paradise apartments.

the butler


Joined: 22/06/2007
Posts: 1958

Message Posted:
29/11/2010 11:38

When we visited this hotel in October the smell was noticeable as soon as you drove into the car park. I would have thought that they would have managed to have had it sorted in the intervening six weeks. Surely their well heeled guests must be complaining.





The butlers wife

bigOz


Joined: 29/09/2010
Posts: 1244

Message Posted:
29/11/2010 12:12

Brinsley! You are funny!

I have a bit of a Dick Emery affection for you; remember "Oh! You are awful! (slap) ... but I like you."

By the way, it's a shame they are not called "Gratos" instead. "torags" would have been a good anagram!

the butler


Joined: 22/06/2007
Posts: 1958

Message Posted:
29/11/2010 12:53

When we visited this hotel in October the smell was noticeable as soon as you drove into the car park. I would have thought that they would have managed to have had it sorted in the intervening six weeks. Surely their well heeled guests must be complaining.





The butlers wife