The New Game in England

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 13:42

Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of





'ASYLUM'.

Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:

HIJACK AN AIRLINER

and win

A COUNCIL HOUSE !

We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,

The British Taxpayer.

And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.



Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British Passport, and you only need one word of English:

'ASYLUM'



Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging, burgling and

accosting drivers at traffic lights.

This competition is open to everyone

buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar.

No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.

All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 13:44

'ASYLUM'

A few years ago, 140 members of a Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury

£200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel.

They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain ....

Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services area, in Historic Bedfordshire.



If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience

Just apply for legal aid.

Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help - FREE

It won't cost you a penny..

It could change your life forever.

So play today.

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 13:46

Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet

activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,

bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas



COME ON DOWN !



Get along to the airport !

Get along to the lorry park !

Get along to the ferry terminal !

Don't stop in Germany or France !

All European countries will willingly speed you on your way !

Come straight to Britain

And you are:

**** GUARANTEED ****

to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.

Everyone's a winner, when they play

'ASYLUM'









PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER YOU KNOW

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 13:50

a tad cynical

AeriaBar


Joined: 22/12/2009
Posts: 566

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 14:03

This looks like a fun game, perhaps we could fit a session in every Tuesday afternoon.



http://www.click2map.com/maps/cyprussolutions/Kyrenia



http://www.flickr.com/photos/aeriabar http://www.flickr.com/photos/aeriabar/show/

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 14:17

Sounds great Top Ten. Do you reckon that if I changed my name and brought a machine gun and may be bombed a railway staions I could get the Incapacity benefit that I am medically entitled to, but cannot get because I told the truth about living here,



Even though I have paid hundreds of thousands of pound tax in the UK and we are still doing so.



Or do you think it would be better if I moved to Poland and claimed for a family over there?

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 14:27

Lee you are on the right tracks but just to be certain can you not get a couple more wives and knock a few more kids out,but no you hold a british passport and you paid taxes to help build the infrastructure that these scroungers are destroying

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 15:09

Oh well Top Ten, there's always a catch, thought it was to good to be true!

flawww


Joined: 12/09/2010
Posts: 52

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 15:40

The only way to find out is to play it yoruself.

So i am in!



Now, which plane, ferry, boat e.t.c should i book myself into!!!!

the butler


Joined: 22/06/2007
Posts: 1958

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 15:48

apc2010,



It may be cynical but it is absolutely true and is one of the reasons why we are leaving the UK and moving to the TRNC. JohhnyLee is right, why should he not get the benefits he is entitled to and why should people who are retired and who move abroad be denied NHS treatment if they are out of the country for more than 3 months? We have paid all our lives into thefund but all these Asylum seekers can get treatment on the NHS without ever paying a penny piece. There is something sadly wrong with a system that allows this.



The butlers wife

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 15:52

APC 2010 Is the post a bit too close for comfort !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 15:57

TopTen, have you ever been an assylum seeker, your life threatened and moved to a foreign land where you are not allowed to work legally? Have you ever worked for 50p per hour when everybody else gets £7.50 minimum.

Get a life and stop picking on the most vulnarable and opppressed people on earth. If the Afghani and Iraqi people have left their homes it is because the west has destroyed their livelyhood. The same for everywhere else. If people move away from their homeland, you can be sure some western interst is influencing politics in their country and sucking the resources of that country to the benefit of the west.

So stop it and leave them alone.

cyprusgiant


Joined: 08/07/2009
Posts: 467

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 16:13

YFred



There may be a little truth in your sentiments, but if you claim the 'west' has caused this effect, why do asylum seekers not enjoy the comforts of France, Italy, Germany, Australia, Canada etc?



Simply the UK doesn't manage it's immigration policy effectively and the bad immigrants are granted the same benefits as the genuine asylum seekers.



Max...

Pugwash


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 1797

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 16:18

To me this is offensive and stupid, yes it does happen and it happens in many other countries too, this just makes things worse.

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 16:26

Msg 13

It may actually be to do with the fact that most assylum seekers can speak a little english where as very few if any can speak German. The French are awfull to their own unemployed nevermind the assylum seekers, how ever in Germany all they have to say at the border is "I am assylum seeker" and they would be allowed in. But it has to be in German. Get it?

decanddyl


Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 792

Message Posted:
01/12/2010 23:44

Hi Top Ten Is there a Scottish version ?

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 00:22

I wanted to laugh but it is true.

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
02/12/2010 10:59

I have nothing against genuine asylum seekers, my grouse is with the fake asylum seekers which seem to outnumber the genuine ones. And what are they called that preach hatred and stand without fear on British streets and besmirch something that our fathers and grandfathers died for ie burning of the poppy on remeberance day and calling for the deaths of our soldiers, who are probably fighting the regimes that make refugees and asylum seekers, so if you are one of these so called human rights people, perhaps you should turn your attention to the people who treat with hatred and abuse in thier country of birth. And as the saying goes truth hurts