What would you really like for Christmas

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 17:46

If you could have anything at all that you wanted for Christmas, what would it be, can we try to keep it clean please !!!

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 17:49

Peace and goodwill to all



End to Disease



End to war



End to Poverty.



A Jaguar 4.2 fastback.

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 17:50

Probably got that in the wrong order...The Jag should be first.

Deniz1


Joined: 28/07/2009
Posts: 3829

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 17:58

My wonderful husband back God Bless him.

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 18:03

To own a home ...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 18:05

A cure for Cancer.

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 18:06

That is very touching APC. Not sure what your finances are like, but a small flat in Dipkarpaz (Exchange Title!!!) is very cheap at the moment, Would you like me to Email you details??

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 18:06

Bill you are a boring sod )

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 18:23

I would like to meet a lovely British lady here,fall in love,and live happily ever after.I hang my stocking up every year,but it is always empty in the morning.

If she could give me half the love,and kisses,and licks of my new Cyprus Terrier,Hunni,I would be happy with that.

Mike

xx

Nadolig llawen

Merry Xmas to all

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 18:33

Wow...That is really sad......And made me laugh.....What a strange man.

pollymarples


Joined: 08/08/2010
Posts: 1778

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 18:37

A PUMP ACTION SHOTGUN oh and you can throw in world pace too!!!

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 18:40

I can understand Pace. But why not Hale aswell?

pollymarples


Joined: 08/08/2010
Posts: 1778

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 18:46

Sorry folks dropped my 'e' peace, world peace. Oh and a bottle of Croft Original, I am so greedy!!

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 19:12

World Peace, you should have said!



Isn't that what the bimbos on Miss World always ask for?



Empty headed trollops!!! No better than they should be!!

Corbo



Joined: 13/09/2009
Posts: 627

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 19:19

SNOW! May get it too!

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 19:41

happiness and contentment for all, no health and money worries.......and every one would have a smile on their face......................x

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 20:15

I am thinking of making a list of things I need (never mind want!) so that my offspring don't

give me things I don't know how to use, or need.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 22:00

just to be able to see my family.Its impossible for me at present.Then of course peace and end of the cyprus saga so everyone here will be content x

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 22:08

....just sunshine...a world at peace - oh and some sunshine...and a brand new red Ferrari...and sunshine!

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 22:39

i have more god kids than vito corleone , so for me i need one of them credit cards that dont melt , i wish , happy xmas to you all on cyp44.

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 22:40

Oh, and an end to the endless snow, ice and freezing we are getting right now!

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 23:01

Yes message 21 I agree with that...

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 23:03

Phyl I wish that for you all also, it must be a nightmare but have a laugh the weather channel has predicted snow here this weekend, well we wait. AS long as its not those hailstones we had a couple of yeatrs ago which actually dented cars xxxxxxxxxxxxx Keep warm, keep safe xxxxxxxxxxx

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
08/12/2010 23:13

Lilli has it ever snowed over there?

Bloody freezing here!

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 00:48

I was there last year when they had those hailstones size of golf balls and caused lot of damage.

quite scary, and very unusual. My eldest son just slipped on the ice today and smashed his face into

a metal gate - sore but no jaw broken. He will try to get to work again tomorrow for 3rd time!

You really need spiked shoes and snow tyres this winter here. I am staying in most days.

SAFFI


Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 04:14

Peace and good will to all men & women

A cure for cancer

And a 3 carat emerald cut diamond for me !

billybob


Joined: 29/03/2008
Posts: 576

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 04:44

Phyllis is he still working at the base, you boy lol

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 07:01

The English language radio station in a middle east country asked the British Ambassador "Mr Ambassador, what would you like for Christmas?"



He thought for a moment and decided that as he schmoozed these 'media-types' at various embassy functions throughout the year a small gift would not seem out of place at Christmas but it should not be too ostentatious so he replied "A box of crystallised fruit".



Imagine then his horror when listening to the radio the next morning and the result their poll of embassies was announced...



The Russian Ambassador "Peace and goodwill to all"

The Swedish Ambassador "An end to disease"

The US Ambassador "An end to war"

The French Ambassador "End to Poverty"

The British Ambassador "A box of crystallised fruit".



Moral... be careful what you wish for...

Deniz1


Joined: 28/07/2009
Posts: 3829

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 07:29

Yes it did snow here once i think it was 2005 it was more like sleet but the mountains were quite white for a couple of days. It was absolutely freezing.

cyprusairsoft



Joined: 22/06/2009
Posts: 2066

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 11:07

my kocan please

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 11:22

In the UK,...The return of Enoch Powell...



In the TRNC, A Government,......



For myself, A way to convince people that the TRNC is not the place to be...Merry Christmas...

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 14:38

I know what the Wildebeest (bless her) is getting. All year I tell her "drop your drawers, I am Santa Claus" and all year I am told "No chance, it is not yet Christmas". Suppose my wish must remain, peace and goodwill on earth for all mankind. Merry Christmas !

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 15:16

A single figure handicap