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Groucho


Joined: 26/04/2008 Posts: 7993
Message Posted: 15/12/2010 13:20 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 3 in Discussion |
| Ingredients: * 2 cups flour * 1 stick butter * 1 cup of water * 1 tsp baking soda * 1 cup of sugar * 1 tsp salt * 1 cup of brown sugar * Lemon juice * 4 large eggs * Nuts * 2 bottle wine * 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. cont... |
Groucho


Joined: 26/04/2008 Posts: 7993
Message Posted: 15/12/2010 13:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 3 in Discussion |
| Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat. Go to Supreme and buy a cake. Bingle Jells! |
jamestalbot

Joined: 20/12/2009 Posts: 958
Message Posted: 15/12/2010 14:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 3 in Discussion |
| Excellent Groucho, my type of cooking, very funny I can just see me doing that. Have a good Christmas |
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