(JOKE) the immigrants in Cyprus

tracer


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Message Posted:
20/12/2010 20:35

A Somalian arrives in Cyprus as a new immigrant.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........

'Thank you Mr. Cypriot for letting me in this country, giving me house, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'

The passer by says, "You are mistaken, I am Afghani!"

The man goes on and encounters another passer by.

'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Cyprus !'

The person says, "I not Cypriot , I am Iraqi!"

So he keeps walking and sees some women further down having coffee..”Thank you ladies of Cyprus for having me here,you give me too much”

The women say “We no Cypriot..bulgarian,romanian,russian,ukrainian..but not Cypriot” and they laugh !!!

The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says,

'Thank you for the wonderful Cyprus!

'That person puts up his hand and says,"I am from Pakistan, I am not from Cyprus !"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a Cypr

tracer


Joined: 02/06/2010
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
20/12/2010 20:36

'Are you a Cypriot?'

She says, "No, I am from India!"

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Cypriots?

The Indian lady checks her watch and says "Probably at work"...