Joke: Blond working for NASA

jonnytwoscoop



Joined: 27/08/2008
Posts: 142

Message Posted:
08/09/2008 12:38

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.



The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."

The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."



The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"



The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"



The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"

david123


Joined: 07/07/2008
Posts: 393

Message Posted:
08/10/2008 22:15

Hi Jonny,



very good.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
09/10/2008 15:09

hi jts..Redhead goes to her doctors and says "if itouch my leg ithurts"

Doctor says "show me"

Redhead touches her leg and screams in agony. "If I touch myarm it hurts like hell" Doctor says"does it hurt if you touch your face"

"yes " says the red head

The doctor says "Your not really a red head are you"

"No,Iam a blonde really"

"That explains it "says the doctor "Your finger is broken"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/10/2008 15:19

A Blonde Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere.

The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the ground.

Medic: 'OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed.'

Sharon: 'Ok.'

Medic: 'How many fingers am I putting up?'

Sharon: 'Oh my god, I'm paralysed from the waist down!'

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
09/10/2008 15:30

No 1Doyen...Blonde driving in USA and her car starts to misfire but she manages to get it to a garage in this small town.After about 30mins the mechanic comes out with car running smoothly

"Whats the story "says the blonde

"Crap in the carburretta" says the mechanic

"How often do I do that "says the blonde...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/10/2008 16:25

Good one Coachie!

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
09/10/2008 16:35

............. I'm a blonde Essex girl - but I don't offence I think the Essex Girls Jokes are always funny!!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/10/2008 16:58

Glad you can see the funny side jakki.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
09/10/2008 17:14

No1 Doyen..2blondes sitting on there chairs on the patio of there house in New Hampshire one evening when no.1 blonde says

"which do you think is farthest away,Florida orthe Moon!"

second blonde says looking skywards

"helloooooooooo cant see Florida from here"