Neg Nick "joke of the week"

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
03/01/2011 14:02

Stafford Hospital is in the news again when it was revealed by the press that the only food they were serving in the H.I.V. ward was toast.



When the Registrar was asked if the food was appropriate to their treatment, he is said to have replied, "Dunno - but it is the only thing we can skim under the door".

Denny


Joined: 09/12/2010
Posts: 261

Message Posted:
03/01/2011 14:06

NN, that's a mid-80s one fer sure.

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
03/01/2011 14:11

wouldn't know - wasn't born :0)...............

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
03/01/2011 18:20

A Greek and Italian were talking one day discussing who had the superior

culture.



Over coffee the Greek says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."



The Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."



The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics"



The Italian, nodding, says, "But we built the Roman Empire ."



And, so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end

the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"



The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced

it to women."

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
04/01/2011 02:02

A Cow, an Ant, and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three.



The Cow: "I give 13 gallons of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!!"





The Ant: "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!!"























































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