Joke: Why do Essex girls

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
11/01/2011 19:05

....like VAT?



Because they can spell it.

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
11/01/2011 19:10

Why do Essex girls wear their hair up?



To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.





Boom boom!!!!

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
11/01/2011 19:38

I will not have a single word said against Essex girls. Now, there I said it dear any chance of a bit of any nooky tonight. Love you.



PS, she is not a member but she does read them so go easy on the ol witches. ohps I think I've blown it.

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 10:10

Give me two typical Essex girls' names and [although a 'Kiwi'], I'll relate a genuine experience of my trip to Essex.....

Norman



Joined: 21/12/2008
Posts: 58

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 10:41

Tracey, Chardonay,

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 10:51

The young girls where I live (20's) have Chiuaus as accessories, holiday in Marbella and Daddy pays all the bills. They have names like Velvet, Abi and Barbie.

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 11:08

Their favourite wine is ............................. "I wanna go to Lakeside, you said you would take me to Lakeside, you promised to take me to Lakeside".

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 13:18

ay mate thay alll gota Freeport Braintreeee, anint that rite.





Spider,X

breezyboy


Joined: 14/05/2007
Posts: 1179

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 14:30

Cam orf it Spider, brains dont grow on trees but if they did the essex girls got the windfalls

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 14:33

Jakki, I bet they don't know how to spell Chihuahua?

deputydawg


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Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 15:53

They do know how to hold their liquor ........... by the ears.

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 17:17

Ha Ha !!

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 21:19

Well I fink da EsSex girls av been doing this for years Who aint been to a grab a granny night





http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/3347668/My-girls-friends-call-me-a-MILF.html







Spider,X

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 21:26

How many Essex girls can you get in a phone box ?



about this many...Mike take ya pick )



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/virals/superbabes/





Spider,X

Ozangirl


Joined: 03/09/2010
Posts: 145

Message Posted:
13/01/2011 13:43

OK OK enough of the Essex girl jokes, unfortunately my name is Sharon from Essex, but I hasten to add I do not have blonde hair or wear white stilletoes!!! or, dance round my handbag!!

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
13/01/2011 13:48

Richard (from Richard and Judy (I'm not his biggest fan by the way)) - is from Romford, Essex. He said some lovely things about Essex people when he appeared on tv last night (I'm Essex myself) - he said he went back to Romford for book signing and said how much he had missed Essex people so clever, funny and witty and of course, the glorious countryside.

Denny


Joined: 09/12/2010
Posts: 261

Message Posted:
13/01/2011 20:31

YFred msg 3,

>>I will not have a single word said against Essex girls. Now, there I said it dear any chance of a bit of any nooky tonight. Love you.<<

How did it go then? ;)