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Dixie Normus
Joined: 22/02/2008
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Message Posted:
11/01/2011 19:28 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 12 in Discussion |
| Will have to get a message to the black widow at the top of the hill not to use her mains powered dildo during peak outage, she's knocked the power station out again, get a man on the job you selfish bitch.
D.N |
Scoty
Joined: 23/05/2010
Posts: 846
Message Posted:
11/01/2011 19:29 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 12 in Discussion |
| DN - how you got internet with no power? |
Dixie Normus
Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820
Message Posted:
11/01/2011 19:47 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 12 in Discussion |
| Yes Scoty laptop with a telsim dongle, the only way to go on this third wolrd rock.
D.N |
negativenick
Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023
Message Posted:
11/01/2011 19:47 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 12 in Discussion |
| mess 2 - i can answer that...
he's got one of them clockwork torches rigged up to his computer....
quick few turns and hey presto............ |
Scoty
Joined: 23/05/2010
Posts: 846
Message Posted:
11/01/2011 19:53 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 12 in Discussion |
| Msg 3 - as you say, a perfect thing for over here. Might look in to it |
Denny
Joined: 09/12/2010
Posts: 261
Message Posted:
11/01/2011 19:55 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 12 in Discussion |
| Msg 1: >>Will have to get a message to the black widow at the top of the hill not to use her mains powered dildo during peak outage, she's knocked the power station out again.<<
Presumably it's also knocked most of her fillings out. |
Dixie Normus
Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820
Message Posted:
11/01/2011 20:06 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 12 in Discussion |
| Cant say Ive been that close to her tonsils Denny, but if you need to go anywhere near her I advise you to tie a plank to yer feet, otherwise you might get sucked straight up her skirt and never be seen again.
D.N |
davedee
Joined: 01/12/2008
Posts: 479
Message Posted:
11/01/2011 20:08 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 12 in Discussion |
| D.N call the plumber. |
Dixie Normus
Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820
Message Posted:
11/01/2011 20:10 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 12 in Discussion |
| Nick.Msg 4
Dont need clockwork here me ole mate, just tie a crank to Mike from Lapta's wrist and give him a copy of the Mayfair he'll light the hole of the middle east up for a week.
D.N |
cyprusjoker
Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107
Message Posted:
11/01/2011 20:11 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 12 in Discussion |
| What is a Dildo ? |
Deniz1
Joined: 28/07/2009
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11/01/2011 20:44 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 12 in Discussion |
| Its an Ann Summers special |
negativenick
Joined: 10/11/2008
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11/01/2011 21:11 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 12 in Discussion |
| mess 9 - what about global warming ?? |
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