Simple acts of revenge

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
11/01/2011 22:23

I read a story about an act of revenge and although quite funny got me thinking about other ways of getting your own back...A hubby ran off with a younger women, he wanted the wife to sell the house and give him half.....she said he could move in with his new love until the house was sold and she went to stay with friends. The house was soon on the market but no takers....as the weeks went by a nasty smell became apparant to all that entered....it got worse and worse, despite their being no obvious reason....After six monthe the wife rang the ex husband and asked how the sale was going. In despair the husband said he was moving out and she could have the house, they would never be able to sell it as it was......The following weekend he moved out, the wife moved back in, took down the metal curtain rails, undid the ornate ends and emptied the rancid, stinking, prawns into the dustbin ......job done!!!!!!!

suehowlittle


Joined: 31/10/2010
Posts: 1202

Message Posted:
11/01/2011 23:31

sounds like a fishy story to me, but with a name like shrimp you were well plaiced to tell it!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
11/01/2011 23:35

oh isnt revenge sweet. good for her xxxxxxxx

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
11/01/2011 23:40

They say paybacks a bitch...







Spider,X

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
11/01/2011 23:41

My ex missus caught me with me hand up the neibours skirt, being the true evil bitch she constantly put itching poder in me underpants for about a year after the event i'd been to the doctors half a dozen times had penicillen and more cream on me bolloks than mike from lapta before she coughed up, me balls were like a baboons arse, put me off shaggin for years.



D.N

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 00:05

DN, I assume you are referring to the other Mike in Lapta. Deff not me.

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
12/01/2011 01:10

so very funny...ha,ha,ha,







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