Joke: Little Red Riding Hood

batterboy58



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Message Posted:
13/01/2011 21:01

Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her grandmother in the forest and her mother said "You’d better not go out tonight, Little Red Riding Hood, because the big bad wolf’s out and you know what he’ll do; He’ll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and f**k your little red socks off."



But Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a shotgun and said, "Don’t worry Mum, I’ve got it covered."



So she was walking through the forest when she came across the three little pigs. One of them ran out of the brick house and said "You shouldn’t be out tonight Little Red Riding Hood! The big bad wolf’s out and you know what he’ll do if he catches you. He’ll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and f**k your little red socks off."



So she pulled out the shotgun and said, "Don’t worry boys. Got it covered!"



As she continued through the forest, she came across the big bad wolf and he said, "You shouldn’t have come out tonight L

batterboy58



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
13/01/2011 21:04

cont...



Little Red Riding Hood because you know what I’m going to do. I’m going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and f**k your little red socks off."



So she lifted up her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, lay down on her back with her legs apart, pointed the shotgun at him and said, "NO! You’re going to eat me like the book says..."

Denny


Joined: 09/12/2010
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Message Posted:
13/01/2011 21:20

very good

batterboy58



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Message Posted:
13/01/2011 22:13

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.



The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.



Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.



Finally the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a dump!"

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
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Message Posted:
13/01/2011 22:18

Filth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deputydawg


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Message Posted:
14/01/2011 00:52

Wots filth Jock, the joke, the dump, or both ?

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
14/01/2011 01:03

batterboy, very good. Heard the second one before but it was so long ago that it made me laugh.





Whats white and crawls across the dance floor?





Cum dancing

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
14/01/2011 01:12

Woz thrown out of a Barn Dance for having a Doozy Doe in the Corner !