Femail required 35 -60 free accom

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
16/01/2011 20:27

Wanted easy going , non smoking femail, to cook clean and carry out genral menial tasks in return for free lodgeings in superior villa with all the trimmings. Contribution req to monhly elec etc, no baggage, nutters, or tramps need apply. call 05338456019 for info and chat.



D.N

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
16/01/2011 20:45

You put that really nicely , you should unindated with suitable ladies !

Simbas

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
16/01/2011 20:57

I take it your not applying then, shame nice lips xx



D.N

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
16/01/2011 21:29

LIKE.............







Spider,X

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
16/01/2011 21:32

DN.



I have a dictionary for sale if you want OR change to Google Chrome which has a FREE spell check!



Chris

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
16/01/2011 21:37

Chris you might have us both fighting over them.........How do you get a chrome google bar









Spider,X

Deniz1


Joined: 28/07/2009
Posts: 3829

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 08:21

Msg 1 How is it free when there are charges? What did the last slave die of?

Harold2555



Joined: 19/04/2008
Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 08:56

Overwork and asking too many questions?



Harold

Panchocat


Joined: 29/11/2009
Posts: 1333

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 09:57

That's a sexist post surely many males could fill the criteria given!!

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 10:02

Is a 'femail' a female with chainmail knickers/chastity belt?



If so, definitly 'not fit for purpose'!

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 10:04

'Scuse the typo - 'definitely'!

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 11:18

Position now filled, 44 does it again best comms device in the third world.



D.N

yrret


Joined: 17/08/2010
Posts: 761

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 13:39

that was quick, mind she doesn't puncture

Hippo


Joined: 02/02/2007
Posts: 2070

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 14:14

Very good yrret =take a Hippo star

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 14:27

Msg 13



I have been let down in the past, suprizing what technoloy has achieved with these new models, this ones even got her own compresser.



D.N

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 14:40

What's it like when the blow up dolls go down on you...

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 14:40

So you are going to charge her for the lecky to blow herself up!

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 15:26

DN you sure its filled and not filed?

yrret


Joined: 17/08/2010
Posts: 761

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 15:48

DN,



I've packed the missus suit case in case it goes pear shaped between you and the 'hired help'



I'll Ebay the kids.

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 16:49

Dixie Normus. Message 12. You quickly had the matter in hand then ?

cyprusharv


Joined: 16/12/2008
Posts: 423

Message Posted:
17/01/2011 18:28

Thats funny DN, you put the wrong phone number on the ad!!!!!



It must be fat(e) ))

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
18/01/2011 09:24

My cobber bought a 'pupee gonflabe' [French for 'blow up doll'] and after a coupla three days noticed her nose was running.



'Ah sh1t, I reckon she's got the 'flu.' he thought, so he took her to the doc.



The doc. checked her out with his stethoscope, then pronounced:

'No worries, Mr.Negwort - she just needs emptying!'

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
18/01/2011 19:12

I gave mine a lovebite and she farted and flew out the window.