Football chants

newlad



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 01:05

What are your favourite football chants.Go as far back as you can.But try to keep them clean,

Paul.

newlad



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 01:09

Six foot two eyes off blue big Jim Holtons after you na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na.

simma



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 01:22

Newlad, all Sunderland chants usually involve Newcastle United and are to naughty to post.





john.

newlad



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 01:38

Simma,

You could always use these ********

newlad



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 01:39

Wearsiders,Wearsiders.

newlad



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 01:40

There must be some clean songs about Roker Park bonny lad.

simma



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 01:44

Paul, even with***** it's still too naughty but because you're a pushy poster here goes.



Allan Shearer's illegitemate he has got no birth certificate hes got **** and he cant get rid of it the dirty black and white *******. (Captain pugwash tune). Sorry Paul geordie. lol.

john.

Harold2555



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 12:01

Great new game, try to fill in the blanks with suitable expletives and still get it to scam and rhyme. In deference to public decency and continued membership of the board, best played in the head. Helps if you can think in a wearside accent though.



Being a fan of Arsenal famous for "the library" its dificult to add too many but I do like the crowd humour that can be revealed in chants. We used to sing songs to Teddy Sheringham the Bete noir of the North Bank about the fact that that he still hadn't won anything after his transfer from Tottenham to Manu.



On his first visit after winning the treble the song had to be changed.

Cue "Oh Teddy Teddy you went to man united and you're still a ****"



Rude- yes, disrespectful-yes FUNNY -YES



Paul

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 12:07

Come on Burnley...........................





Revenge is sweet, got new dog in the uk wife moaning coz I was always at match so.....yup you got it



called the dog Burnley ha ha ha



Wife taking dog round park etc etc shouting COME ON BURNLEY he he he.





Here he is http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/74721211_4a55c0767e.jpg



and http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/60813088_ac4e61c7d8.jpg

newlad



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 12:26

Old faithfull youll never win at wembley.Old faithfull youll never win at wembley.When the round up days are over and the boulevards falling over for you old faithfull go on home.(Rugby league chant)

newlad



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 12:30

Matt Busby said to Bill Shankly have you heard of the north Bank Highbury.He said no i dont think so but ive heard of the stretford enders.

Kibris


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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 14:27

whos up mary brown whos up mary brown

whos up whos up whos up whos up whos up mary brown



Sung by Deby fans to Tommy Docherty after he's been caught giving the physios wife one...... called Mary brown as it happens

few years back like

TandM


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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 14:41

went to see norwich play chelsea few years ago, days after delias drunken display on the news.



the chelsea supporters started singing,



We got Ambranovich you got a drunken bitch.



to which the norwich supporters replied



we got a gormay cook you got a russian crook



priceless



and was all very good humerd, every one was laugthing



and all spontaneus too

newlad



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 16:03

Kibris,

Remember the Mary Brown chant.They sang it at Hillsborough before the fa cup Semi 1976.

Paul.

harita


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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 16:25

Back in the late 40's it was :-



2.. 4.. 6.. 8.. Who do we appreciate.. R-O-V-E-R-S



In the early 90's..

The best years of his career... Walking in a "Shearer" wonderland



Now it is... You'd better watch out.. You'd better beware "Santa Cruz" is coming to town..



Harita

Groucho



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 18:01

My all-time favourite football chant is ....



"Your going home in an ambulance" as heard at many grounds around the UK.



Why because it's the most non-sensical of all... I mean what sort of rubbish ambulance would take you home when injured... I'd want to go to hospital.



It always makes me laugh and wonder if the knob-heads chanting it actually understand what they are saying..... nah! can't bring myself to call it singing either...

Turtle


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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 18:25

The Scousers allways make me laugh, I was at Birmingham City v Liverpool last season when a Blues fan (wearing some dodgy fashion items) stood up and gave the Liverpool fans some abuse.

The scouser started singing "your coats from Matalan....Your coats from Matalan" to which the clown took the coat off and stood up and started the abuse again the Scousers duley obliged and sang "your shirts from Matalan.....Your shirts from Matalan" the divvy lad sat down again and took the shirt off then stood up but before he could speak all the Scousers sang "You Fat B*****d ..You Fat B*****d you ate all the pies".

The idiot sat down and stayed down very embarrased.



So Funny

KAVENKOY


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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 18:32

you cant beat "we all hate leeds and leeds "



kav

Groucho



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 18:38

Turtle,



Good one! Made me laugh out loud just imagining the scene...

stickle


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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 18:38

"Tina" to Peter Shilton

newlad



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 19:20

Hes fat hes round hes worth a million pound Peter Reid,Peter Reid.

gooligan


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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 19:42

Posh spice is a slapper,

she wears an old kagoul,

and when she's sha**ing Beckham,

She thinks of Harry Kewell



Leeds V Man U a few years ago.

newlad



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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 20:01

Cheer up Kevin Keegan,oh what can it mean to a day dream believer with a shite football team.The old ones are the best.

ITFCOK


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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 20:31

Me name is Edward Ebeneezer Jerimiah Brown,

I'm a football supporter of Ipswich Town,

Wherever they play you'll find me,

I have'nt missed a game since I was three,

With me scarf and me rattle and me big rossette,

Singing where was the goalie when the ball was in the net,

Follow the Town up or down,

I'm Edward Ebeneezer,

Jerimiah Brown,

But everybody call me Ted



2-4-6-8 who do I appreciate,

Is'nt hard to tell,

Just you take a closer look at me,

And you'll know damn well



WHO ?



Ipswich, Ipswich, Come on the Town



His name is Edward Ebeneezer Jerimiah Brown,

He's a football supporter of Ipswich Town,

Wherever they play there he'll be,

He has'nt missed a game since he was three,

With his scarf and a rattle and a big rossette,

Singing where was the goalie when the ball was in the net,

He's Edward Ebeneezer,

Jerimiah Brown,

But everybody call him Ted



Football, Football,

Who's the greatest of them all,

Put it to the test,

Come to Portman Road on a Saturday,

And you'll see the best



WHO ?



Ipswich, Ipswich, Come on the Town,

Ipswich, Ipswich, Come on the Town



La La La,

La La La La La La,

La La La,

La La La La La La,

La La La,

La La La La La La



La La La,

La La La La La La,

La La La,

La La La La La La,

La La La,

La La La La La La

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
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Message Posted:
13/09/2008 21:45

Wigan latics fans sing.

We've won it two times we've won it two times AUTO WINDSCREENS we,ve won it two times.The scousers and the mancs howl laughing when we sing it.

We also sing

Theres only one Emile Heskey

Theres only one Emile Heskey

He used to be sh#te but now hes alright walking in a heskey wonderland.

kenny b

newlad



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Message Posted:
14/09/2008 19:47

ITFCOK,

Class song matey.

Winter



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Message Posted:
14/09/2008 23:51

What about the famous Bolton Wanderers song :-



Wanderers, Wanderers.



Took em ages to write that one !!

newlad



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Message Posted:
15/09/2008 22:32

Oh i do like to be beside the sea side oh i do like to be beside the sea.Oh i do like to walk along the prom,prom,prom,were the brass bands play **** off West Brom.

Winter



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Message Posted:
15/09/2008 23:18

Up the Baggies !!

Winter



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Message Posted:
15/09/2008 23:20

The other Bolton song is:-



Come on you whites !!

newlad



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Message Posted:
16/09/2008 20:42

Winter,

Those Bolton fans certainly have a way with words.

young_blitz


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Message Posted:
17/09/2008 00:32

Im pompy till i die im pompy till i die i no am im sure i am im pompy till i die (CX)

Kibris


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Message Posted:
17/09/2008 09:51

An old favorite of mine



Come and have a drink with us,

We will drink to a frenzy,

We all cum from Sheffield,

And we are Sheffield Wednesday…

newlad



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Message Posted:
17/09/2008 20:34

Play up pompey, pompey play up

corbytown


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Message Posted:
18/09/2008 10:21

cause were just one of those teams that you get now and then

we often score 5 but we seldom score 10

we beat them at home and we beat them away

we ll kill any b........s that get in our way



Cause were the pride of all europe, the cock of the north

we hate the scousers, the cockneys of course (AND LEEDS)

we are United without any doubt

we are the Manchester boys



Naa naa naa Naa naa naa

corbytown


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Message Posted:
18/09/2008 10:41

Or the old Rangers classic



Through the streets be broad and narrow

we follow we will

follow we will

follow we will

through the streets be broad and narrow

we follow we will

we will follow in the footsteps of our team (GOD BLESS THEM)



follow follow we will follow rangers

anywhere, everywhere we will follow on

dundee, hamilton up the falls and the vatican

if they go to dublin, we will follow on



theres not a team like the glasgow rangers

no not one and there never shall be one

Kibris


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Message Posted:
18/09/2008 11:17

Corby.....arnt you a bit near to Manchester to be a Manc?...

HAPPY FEET


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Message Posted:
18/09/2008 11:31

From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park we got your Zola and your Clarke.

corbytown


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Message Posted:
18/09/2008 11:55

Kibris



i am originally from oldham (5 miles north)

I supported united when we were shite, a bit like your team now

only kidding mate, best team in yorkie by far

Groucho



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Message Posted:
18/09/2008 12:04

I hear the sound of distant bums... over there, over there!

scampy



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Message Posted:
18/09/2008 13:18

park, park whereveryou may be

you eat dogs in your own country

it could be worse, you could be a scouse

eating rats in a council house

scampy



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Message Posted:
18/09/2008 13:28

post 41 was submitted by persons unknown on my log in , i have no interest infootball chants!

HAPPY FEET


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Message Posted:
18/09/2008 14:00

What's this with all the Geordie's holding banners up saying Cockney Mafia, are they having a laugh, Mike Ashley and Wise cockneys "do me a favour"!



Why do the manc's always where there footbal shirts on holiday (answers on a post card please?

Villain


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Message Posted:
18/09/2008 18:09

Just Watching the Villa - Couldn't resist after Reo's equaliser



(to the tune new york new york)

Start spreading the news

He's playing today

He's gonna score a goal again 'Dwight Yorke,Dwight Yorke'

These claret & Blues

are longing to play

right from the very start of it 'Dwight Yorke,Dwight Yorke'

If he can score from there

He'll score from anywhere

It's up to you 'Dwight Yorke,Dwight Yorke'.



BIG FAT RON"S CLARET & BLUE ARMY!!



He's Up ,he's down

He's in the Rose & Crown .....Paul Mcgrath Paul McGrath

He's in ,he's Out

He's drinking pints of Stout.....Paul Mcgrath Paul McGrath



OOh Ahh Paul McGrath

I Said OOh Ahh Paul McGrath



Yipee Hi Ho,Yipee Hi Hey

Holte Enders in The Sky!



and here's one I heard at the toon a few years back....

His name is Mirandinha

He's not from Argentina

He's from Brazil

He's ******* brill!

newlad



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Message Posted:
18/09/2008 19:57

Happpy Feet,

I think Mike Ashley is in fact a spurs fan.

newlad



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Message Posted:
18/09/2008 20:00

He plays down the left he plays down the right.That boy Ronaldo he makes england look shite.

HAPPY FEET


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Message Posted:
19/09/2008 11:20

Michael James Wallace Ashley (born 1963 in Burnham, Buckinghamshire)



I guess that makes him a cockney then !!!!!!! Not

newlad



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Message Posted:
19/09/2008 19:42

Happy feet,

A posh cockney then lol,

Paul.

cyprusgaz



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Message Posted:
20/09/2008 08:33

In answer to "why do the mancs wear (WHERE THERE FOOTBAL) shirts on holiday" To teach people like you to spell. Give me an A Give me a I Give me a G what have you got (Manchester United if your spelling has got anything to go by). Oh! by the way, your punctuation leaves a lot to be desired. (manc's)

cyprusgaz



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Message Posted:
20/09/2008 08:37

Ya mam's a sl*g yur dad's her son yur all in bread ya Wigan sc*m

Winter



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Message Posted:
20/09/2008 10:47

Paul



The Bolton fans certainly have a way with words as you say!!



Winter

shadders


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Message Posted:
20/09/2008 11:40

oh the kgb are knocking on his door

coz he s stolen all the money from the poor

when the kremlin gets his number, chelseas going under

oh the kgb are knocking on his door



manchester, manchester united

a bunch of bouncing busby babes, they deserve to be knighted

whenever we re playing in your town

get yourselves to that football ground

take a lesson you, will see

football taught by matt busby



thirty two years and they ve won f**k all

they used to have a manager, his name was alan ball

its an easy 6 points when your living next door to city

city? who the f**k are city



his mother grows the ganga

his granny plays the banja

his name is nimanja

the vidic family, de de de de



dance, dance wherever you may be, we signed a young lad from torquay

he soon settled in, he soon made his mark

he is the young lad we call lee sharpe

he danced round the villa where two goals he scored

he danced at the derby and he saved us from a draw

he danced round the scousers and leeds coz theyre sh**e

all for the boys in the rede and white



follow follow follow

coz united are going to moscow

they ll be thousands of reds without tickets or beds

coz united are going to moscow



from the banks of the river irwell to the shores of scicily

we will fight fight fight for united till we win the football league

to hell with liverpool, to hell with man city, they re sh*t

we will fight fight fight for united till we win the football league



recognise these grounds?

anfailed, st james dark, stadium of sh**e, vanilla park, beastlands, stampede bridge, white hart shame, mary ellen road, whybury, sure there s more out there!

newlad



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Message Posted:
20/09/2008 12:41

United road take me home to the place i belong to old traford to see united road take me home.

cyprusgaz



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Message Posted:
20/09/2008 12:51

Playing Germany is good for songs!!



2 World Wars and 1 World Cup Doo Daa Doo Daa

2 World Wars and 1 World Cup Oh Doo Daa Day

cyprusgaz



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Message Posted:
21/09/2008 11:25

A little known fact on Tottenham Hotspur.



A local bye law prevents Jewish men from buying a season ticket with Tottenham Hotspur.





The matter relates to the act of circumcision.



















Bye law 1.



Section (a) states that :-









In order to purchase a Spurs season ticket the buyer must be a complete Pr*k

Winter



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Message Posted:
21/09/2008 12:30

Cyprusgaz



You a Bolton fan?

newlad



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Message Posted:
21/09/2008 12:52

Gaz,

That would make a good song.

cyprusgaz



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Message Posted:
21/09/2008 14:33

Abso blikin lootly