Adult Joke: I picked up a Beautiful Dyslexic Girl, in Girne

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
22/01/2011 13:14

Took her home and she cooked my sock.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
22/01/2011 13:20

you must Be Nucking fackerd.........

schnib


Joined: 24/05/2008
Posts: 101

Message Posted:
22/01/2011 13:25

i dated a dyslexic agnostic insomniac-but she sat up all night contemplating a dog.

dublinderm


Joined: 26/09/2009
Posts: 538

Message Posted:
22/01/2011 13:38

I used to be in to necrophilia, sadism and, bestiality.



I gave uo when I realised I was just flogging a dead horse!!

pilot


Joined: 03/06/2009
Posts: 34

Message Posted:
22/01/2011 14:17

I have always fancied a threesome but without any sucess

so I marreid a schizophrenic

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
22/01/2011 15:19

I never knew the difference between arson and incest.....so I set fire to my sister !!!

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
22/01/2011 19:33

do not shout in tesco



i could kill for for tomato mozarella and basil pizza

CJtill


Joined: 02/05/2008
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
22/01/2011 19:54

I used to be ambivalent, but I got too many splinters in my backside.

Michael