How to stop the bad weather in the UK.

Ralph96



Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 531

Message Posted:
13/09/2008 05:55

Hello all,



I am currently working in Kazakhstan,

most of you probably don’t know lots of rockets are launched and tested here.

Now if I pile deeply enough concrete and steel rods,

Attach maybe half dozen rockets (I haven’t done my calculations yet)

Ignite all the rockets at the same time the force will tilt the earth, EUREKA!

Africa pi##ing down uk sunny all year round.

SandyBlackCat


Joined: 12/07/2008
Posts: 55

Message Posted:
13/09/2008 08:24

Hey Ralph96

You know you can't do your calculations until you learn your 9 times table. Can't wait

albert einste


Joined: 14/09/2008
Posts: 1

Message Posted:
14/09/2008 10:01

Being a scientist and not half as bright as you Ralph 96, I hope you get the funding for your wonderful idea/invention (must admit I was a tad jealous) all the best Albert Einstein.

Ralph96



Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 531

Message Posted:
14/09/2008 11:43

Einstein was quite a handsome fellow nobody ever called him Al,

He had a long mustache that grew and it was yellow I don’t believe he ever had a girl,

One day he missed out in his theory about time and space and relativity,

There’s one thing that is very clear he’s never going to schol like you and me.

Ralph96



Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 531

Message Posted:
15/09/2008 04:27

Message 4....anybody know which rock band wrote that song.