Clean Valentines day joke

rdsteve


Joined: 01/03/2009
Posts: 187

Message Posted:
27/01/2011 10:42

I've just booked a table for the missus and I for Valentine's Day, I can see it all ending in tears though . . . . . She's just hopeless at snooker!!!

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
27/01/2011 10:52

My husband said he would be taking me somewhere very expensive on Valentine's Day.



I was really excited until I found out we were going to the Petrol Station!

hilda


Joined: 10/09/2009
Posts: 80

Message Posted:
27/01/2011 12:40

Jeannie off topic i know,but they say petrol will be £8 a gallon in the UK come summer

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
27/01/2011 12:52

If every body in UK boycotted Esso and BP garages, for six weeks, bought at Tescos, sainsburys etc. then Esso and BP would have to put their prices down, then the others would put their prices down too...this is one sure way of stopping the prices going any higher......there is an email going round at the moment urging people not to buy from these two......so spread the word to people you know in UK and hopefully prices will not just come down but will get cheaper!!

rdsteve


Joined: 01/03/2009
Posts: 187

Message Posted:
27/01/2011 13:16

Wil never happen. Lots of companies use BP & Esso fuel cards. I fill my lorry up everyday at £200 per day..Sainsburys,Tesco & Asda have not got seperate fuel pumps for artic lorries and will not accept them onto the normal forcourts as they take up to much room and stop other customers from filling up. I could save over £2600 per year by going to these pumps my only saving grace is i can get the VAT back and offset it as a company expence

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
27/01/2011 13:19

surely though if all ordinary folk bycotted them this will surely have an impact rdsteve????

rigsby


Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 912

Message Posted:
27/01/2011 13:28

Another fuel protest needed now.I took part in the last one.But we dont want the farmers on the next one.

rdsteve


Joined: 01/03/2009
Posts: 187

Message Posted:
27/01/2011 14:20

I agree something needs to be done. There is a very fine line when you protest by keeping the public onside and upsetting them. If you protest during the winter months and blockade the fuel depots there is a chance that heating oil will not get to Old Peoples Homes and pensioners so the public is against you. If you protest during the summer months and people cannot get to the airports or get to there destination of holiday in the UK again you lose the sympathy. What people do not understand is that what you are doing will help them in the long term. The British has not got the BALLS of the French to blockade places because the police will just move everything come hell or high water. What ever protest you put in place it will always effect someone. The aim is to keep the public onside but how you do that. One thing i do know there is not the foreign lorries on the UK roads now and a lot of the Polish drivers have gone home. Shortage of 26000 LGV drivers in the UK at present

spiros


Joined: 31/12/2010
Posts: 10

Message Posted:
28/01/2011 18:27

Hilda

Spiros heard today maybe £9 maybe a bike for me when not to far to go

hilda


Joined: 10/09/2009
Posts: 80

Message Posted:
28/01/2011 20:48

Spiros,

When will it all end,bike,a very good idea,wonder when the government will tax bikes to raise funds.

billyboy1


Joined: 01/06/2009
Posts: 590

Message Posted:
28/01/2011 21:47

I clicked on this thread to see some jokes !!!!!

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
28/01/2011 22:06

Dont think the government give a 1p....



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1351341/Relief-pumps-Revolutionary-hydrogen-fuel-cost-just-90p-GALLON-run-existing-cars.html



Spider,X

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
28/01/2011 22:14

billyboy 1. Just for you but probably will raise a groan rather than a titter !





Wot is pink, lives under the sea, and carries a sub machine gun ?



Wot is pink, lives under the sea, and rapes mermaids ?



Wot is black, lives under the sea, and twitches ?



Wot is black, lives under the sea, and goes "gurgle, gurgle, b ....s" ?









Al Caprawn

Jack the Kipper

A nervous wreck

Crude oil

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
28/01/2011 22:19

Can't afford to work....can't afford to go to work....petrol is now a quarter more expensive than it was a year ago...our ridiculous government is bringing the country to its knees....

Sorry billyboy1...I'm not laughing............

IbrahimAbi


Joined: 24/10/2010
Posts: 245

Message Posted:
28/01/2011 22:31

msg 14



Government or world prices?



Try brewing your own