Joke: Woman Choking In Restaurant

Langer


Joined: 02/09/2008
Posts: 14

Message Posted:
15/09/2008 17:59

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,

two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to

look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asked Kenzie

The woman signaled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!



With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,

yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of

her b*m.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction

flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.



Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind

Lick Manouvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/09/2008 18:30

That's a 'Cracker'!

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/09/2008 18:42

nearly fell of the chair laughing top post

Langer


Joined: 02/09/2008
Posts: 14

Message Posted:
15/09/2008 18:46

I just thought that on a black day in the world economy we all needed a "filip" to cheer us up and what's better than a good clean joke.

There's more where that came from........watch this space!