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jock1



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31/01/2011 16:08

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why do they sing a song about him...?



deputydawg


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31/01/2011 16:20

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Americans sing about lots of things which nobody other than themselves care about, to wit their National Anthem



denflolad


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31/01/2011 16:29

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Why do Jocks always sing about their hills and homes after they have left ? :o)



jock1



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31/01/2011 17:15

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because we can...



jock1



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If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing..?



yenibob


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31/01/2011 18:12

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Another case of desperate to say something, but not bright enough to say something relevant!



YeniTom


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31/01/2011 18:49

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and how does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?



spider


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31/01/2011 19:27

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When they were up they were up,when they were down they were down,when they only half way up.....

They were neither up or down.....A song for a yellow thread





Yes I did wonder why





Spider,X



jock1



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31/01/2011 20:20

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msg 6..try not to worry to much.



deputydawg


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Denflolad. Could it be that when they were "roaming in the gloaming" the midges got up their kilts and drove them to the hills ?



IbrahimAbi


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31/01/2011 21:40

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If someone is gormless, could another be well gormed?



jock1



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31/01/2011 21:48

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why do round pizza's come in square boxes.



jock1



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what do Gardeners do when they retire...?



YeniTom


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why is Dyslexia a hard word to spell?



deputydawg


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YeniTom. Dunno. Wot is dialechia ? Is it panefull ?



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