another lost dog story ,

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
02/02/2011 22:25

guy walks in to a pub with his dog , orders a pint and asks for the dominoes , barman says the pub is empty , who you gonna play with ? man replies the dog , 3hrs later pub is still empty , man comes back to the bar for his 6th pint , barman says thats clever , a dog that plays dominoes , man says its not that clever . its LOST , every game , bring them on ,

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
02/02/2011 23:08

The Black Horse goes into a pub and says can I have a pint of beer, the barman gives him his pint and says, You know what, there are a lot of pubs named after you, the horse stares at the barman and says, what.............Colin?????

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
03/02/2011 22:22

guy walks in to a pub with a giraffe, they drink 10 pints each , suddenly the giraffe collapses on the floor , guy walks out pub , barman chases him down road shouting you cant leave that lyin theyre , guy says thats not a lyin thats a giraffe are you pissed .

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
03/02/2011 22:52

I went to the pet shop today and asked to buy a wasp. The shopkeeper said "A wasp? but we don't sell wasps."



"Why not? You've got one in the window."