Cyprus Queen on The Corner ....JOKE OKE 5th MARCH.........!

queenbar


Joined: 14/06/2009
Posts: 427

Message Posted:
08/02/2011 12:31

It was advertised a week or so ago that there would be a 2nd Joke-aoke at the Cyprus Queen on Saturday 26th February.



Unfortunately, this would clash with another event and so it has been re-scheduled for Saturday 5th March.



The event starts around 8.00pm. Hakki will provide a free finger buffet and there will be a raffle as well as a possible auction. All money collected on the night will be donated to local charities.There are likely to be some surprises in the form of cheaper drinks for random short periods of time during the evening.



Please come along and support this event.



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queenbar


Joined: 14/06/2009
Posts: 427

Message Posted:
08/02/2011 12:40

Late Drinking Can Be Dangerous.



A guy is standing in a bar drinking when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at 10:30 the second guy says, "Oh well, I better get home. My wife doesn't like me to stay out late drinking."



The first guy replies, "That is because you aren't doing it right. You should do what I do. Go home. Sneak in the bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs and lick, lick, lick usually about twenty minutes and there will no tbe any complaints in the morning.



The guy agress to try that and continues drinking with the other guy for about two more hours before heading home to give it a try.



When he got home, the house was pitch black. He snuck upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for twenty minutes. The bed was like a swamp, so he decided to go wash his face. As he walked into the bathroom, his wife was sitting on the toilet.



He screamed, "What are you doing in here?!"



"Quiet!" she e

steveg1947


Joined: 24/03/2008
Posts: 54

Message Posted:
08/02/2011 13:18

I am sure these sort of jokes should have a punch line!!!

queenbar


Joined: 14/06/2009
Posts: 427

Message Posted:
08/02/2011 18:41

Our lovely customers we pleasing you to write your jokes on line so we can read your jokes and also share it with us on 5th of March for our Charity Event! You can use raffle tickets and help us collecting money for ill people who are needing your help!Think about it because one day you can have also this problem.



PLEASE SUPPORT FOR CHARİTY EVENT!



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queenbar


Joined: 14/06/2009
Posts: 427

Message Posted:
09/02/2011 13:01

10 Things in Golf that sound Dirty.........





1. Look at the size of his putter



2. Oh shit my shafts all bent





3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker





4. After 18 holes I can barely walk





5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip





6. Lift your head and spread your legs





7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired





8. Just turn your back and drop it





9. Hold up.. I've got to wash my balls





10. Damn, I missed the hole again





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queenbar


Joined: 14/06/2009
Posts: 427

Message Posted:
10/02/2011 19:22

Restaurant Efficiency



I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I

noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing. Until our busboy came with water & tableware. He too, sported a spoon in his breast pocket. I looked around the room, and all the waiters, waitresses,

busboys, etc. had spoons in their pockets. When our waiter returned to take our order, I just had

to ask, "Why the spoons?"



"Well," he explained, "our parent company recently hired some consulting efficiency experts to review all our procedures, and after months of

statistical analyses, they concluded that our patrons drop spoons on the floor 73% more often than any other utensil; at a frequency of 3 spoons

per hour per workstation. By preparing all our workers for this contingency in advance,



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Peeky



Joined: 08/05/2008
Posts: 100

Message Posted:
10/02/2011 22:46

I couldn't understand why all my jokes fell flat when I tried them on TC friends. For example last year when the Gym I went to was flooded under 18 inches of water I was told I couldn't use it. "Ah" I said, "But I can use the rowing machine can't I ?" "No, you can't use any of the apparatus" came the deadpan reply. Then I bought a book of TC jokes. Now I understand. Out of over 100 jokes only one - which is too rude to repeat here, raised a chuckle. Our humours are totally different. I may come to this event though, and tell the one joke in the book I mentioned, that should get a laugh from both camps though.